35 and a virgin, is it best to give up?

[Anom]

This forum is just... amazing. I don't even know why Rule #4 exists. I was hoping to get some tips on meeting a nice girl, which I did, granted. Is this forum just for guys who want to turn on the infinite vag cheat? The forum says go right, the PMs say go left.

My old man talked about flying me and my friends to Vegas, so we could go to the Bunny Ranch. What the **** ever, I'll do it.

 

[Foe]

This forum is just... amazing. I don't even know why Rule #4 exists. I was hoping to get some tips on meeting a nice girl, which I did, granted. Is this forum just for guys who want to turn on the infinite vag cheat? The forum says go right, the PMs say go left.

My old man talked about flying me and my friends to Vegas, so we could go to the Bunny Ranch. What the **** ever, I'll do it.

There we go, good for you. Also let me translate your previous statement for you "I want a girl who will completely overlook my failure to attract and bed the opposite sex". News for you bro, that's not a nice girl, that's a desperate girl and I'm willing to bet that's not what your looking for.

 

[RSDCharlie]

Dude get a hooker. Virginity is a illogical concept. Its not like getting a woman would change anything. Youll still be the same guy. Just get it over with amd focus on other stuff in life.

 

[Anom]

Dude get a hooker. Virginity is a illogical concept. Its not like getting a woman would change anything. Youll still be the same guy. Just get it over with amd focus on other stuff in life.

Theeeeeeeen doesn't that work both ways? How many hookers has everyone else here been with? Also, how much do the craigslist ones charge? Because the Bunny Ranch thing will definitely set me back.

 

[RSDCharlie]

Theeeeeeeen doesn't that work both ways? How many hookers has everyone else here been with? Also, how much do the craigslist ones charge? Because the Bunny Ranch thing will definitely set me back.

I dont understand. Why are you comparing yourself with everyone else here? Its your life. If you think being a virgin makes you a loser, lose your virginity. Bunny ranch thing will set you back? Set you back from what exactly?

 

[Anom]

I dont understand. Why are you comparing yourself with everyone else here? Its your life. If you think being a virgin makes you a loser, lose your virginity.

I'm just asking for the sake of asking.

Bunny ranch thing will set you back? Set you back from what exactly?

I'm talking about money, dude. Flying to Vegas, having spending cash, going to the Bunny Ranch brothel... yeah, all that. I'll probably need even more cash because I'll probably want multiple visits. And I mean multiple visits.

 

[RSDCharlie]

I'm talking about money, dude. Flying to Vegas, having spending cash, going to the Bunny Ranch brothel... yeah, all that. I'll probably even need more cash because I'll probably want multiple visits. And I mean multiple visits.

And you think getting a woman, spending endless nights in the clubs, taking women out on multiple dates in the hope of getting laid, that won't set you back? If money is an issue, first focus on making money. Shave your beard and go get a job.

 

[Gamisch]

This forum is just... amazing. I don't even know why Rule #4 exists. I was hoping to get some tips on meeting a nice girl, which I did, granted. Is this forum just for guys who want to turn on the infinite vag cheat? The forum says go right, the PMs say go left.

My old man talked about flying me and my friends to Vegas, so we could go to the Bunny Ranch. What the **** ever, I'll do it.

Apparently you try to tell us something. What does the dm say that's so much different from the rest of us?

There's a reason why someone is a little ***** and doesn't have the balls to openly comment...i can already geuss who it is! Our gaint p00sy whose also the biggest incel on his 5 years dryspell!! That's like a bum taking financial advice from another bum..

Your decision making skills aren't "top notch " otherwise you wouldn't be where you at today. You better sit back ,listen and do as told.

 

[Foe]

And you think getting a woman, spending endless nights in the clubs, taking women out on multiple dates in the hope of getting laid, that won't set you back? If money is an issue, first focus on making money. Shave your beard and go get a job.

Exactly I have spent WAY more dating then I would have if I spent it on hookers, not to mention multiple long term relationships which cost WAY more as well.

I went on a date recently where I blew 1G, now granted I have the money at the moment so thats not really a issue but if I spent that on a hooker I can guarantee it would have been a SMV 10.

 

[Anom]

Apparently you try to tell us something. What does the dm say that's so much different from the rest of us?

They all say different things. Two of which mention how they are already married. One says pretty much the same thing that was already said but in different words (sort of defeating the purpose). One mocks the forum for being bitter as ****.

There's a reason why someone is a little ***** and doesn't have the balls to openly comment...i can already geuss who it is! Our gaint p00sy whose also the biggest incel on his 5 years dryspell!! That's like a bum taking financial advice from another bum..

Who said I was taking their advice? None of them "seem" to be single. I'm assuming they don't want to start an argument and pollute the thread?

Your decision making skills aren't "top notch " otherwise you wouldn't be where you at today. You better sit back ,listen and do as told.

Sweet Christ, you do NOT hold back.
Seriously, we don't need to keep revisiting the tight-fisted, angry and domineering "god damn it you better listen!!" dialogue. We're already there, the point was made. I wouldn't be even asking about craigslist or speaking about the Bunny Ranch otherwise.

And I have to ask again, WHY is there a swear filter on a forum where people can just circumvent it? Do the very creators of this forum still come here? I see that this forum was made in like 2000/2001.

 

[Gamisch]

They all say different things. Two of which mention how they are already married. One says pretty much the same thing that was already said but in different words (sort of defeating the purpose). One mocks the forum for being bitter as ****.


Who said I was taking their advice? None of them "seem" to be single. I'm assuming they don't want to start an argument and pollute the thread?


Sweet Christ, you do NOT hold back.
Seriously, we don't need to keep revisiting the tight-fisted, angry and domineering "god damn it you better listen!!" dialogue. We're already there, the point was made. I wouldn't be even asking about craigslist or speaking about the Bunny Ranch otherwise.

And I have to ask again, WHY is there a swear filter on a forum where people can just circumvent it? Do the very creators of this forum still come here? I see that this forum was made in like 2000/2001.

You are trolling us.

Haha great job! I almost felt like this was real!

 

[Anom]

No, all legit. Stop it.

Gotta love when people dart straight for the "it's a troll" dialogue option.

 

[bat soup]

School was a boiling hot nightmare for me. I never got noticed, while everyone around me did. No matter how good I took care of myself, how charming I was, how funny I was, etc. it was a battle I could never win. Also, I noticed that every time I tried to approach or impress a girl, the universe throws an extremely embarrassing moment at me, like there's a cloud over my head.

Now, the last time I was at this forum, every member here would type like they were ****ing angry teenagers. This was back in 2007/2008. The members here were horrible horrible horrible back then, and so far, it seems to have improved greatly since then. A girl I liked flew over from Canada to see my best friend, and it messed my head up baaaaaaaaaaaad. And no one here cared, no one helped me, no one gave good advice, everyone just threw around bad advice as if it was good advice. It made me angrier and want to stay single forever.

Is it best to just stop eternally and focus on everything else in life? Should I save myself the embarrassment of trying? I'm a pretty creative liar, and I have successfully convinced people that I'm not a virgin. So maybe I could lie for the rest of time? Though I'd love to have sex, I don't seem to crave it as much as everyone else.

I don't know if it will help, but I can post a picture of myself if you guys want, so you can tell me what my chances are.

Doctor Skankypoon prescribes a trip to the Philippines.

 

[Anom]

Not getting why everyone mentions that place. And I thought I was scared of getting a disease before...

 

[Foe]

Not getting why everyone mentions that place. And I thought I was scared of getting a disease before...

Stop being so scared, take a risk and live life.

Just came back from Thailand which is pretty much the same thing. I know exactly what Brad Pit feels like now, a perfectly memorable experience which I can highly recommend. Over there your SMV is basically a flat 10.

 

[Anom]

Wasn't the Philippines idea just mocked on the first page? As much as I wanna object, I do love that Thailand idea. The question is... how affordable are they?

 

[ThisIsSparta]

No, all legit. Stop it.

Gotta love when people dart straight for the "it's a troll" dialogue option.

Because you dont seem to listen and pester people here about keeping your facial hair.

From what i have read, it will not mather what you do with your hair for the next 12+ months. So you can put that question aside.

Why are you still arguing about your facial hair and hookers when you allready should be on your way asking questions on how to get money an muscles?

Focus on the important things.

My old man talked about flying me and my friends to Vegas, so we could go to the Bunny Ranch. What the **** ever, I'll do it.

NO! Like THE FVCK NO!

Start being a man and go fvck that biatch without your daddy and boyfriends holding your little hand or dont go fvck a biatch at all!

We dont care if you are a virgin but YOU seem to have a problem with that fact and i can tell you that there is no easy solution for you like "shaving and putting a new shirt on - done" to get yourself laid.

 

[Foe]

Wasn't the Philippines idea just mocked on the first page? As much as I wanna object, I do love that Thailand idea. The question is... how affordable are they?

Why do you "want to object". 2000 baht is the going rate from what I heard. PM for details.

 

[Anom]

Why are you still arguing about your facial hair and hookers when you allready should be on your way asking questions on how to get money an muscles?

Focus on the important things.

I have money. Also... "arguing"? I already brought up what my workout routine is, and no one seemed to have objected to it.

NO! Like THE FVCK NO!

Start being a man and go fvck that ***** without your daddy and boyfriend holding your little hand!

Wooooaaahhhhh... slow down there, and let me add some context. Let me reiterate what's really going on. No, there is no... "hand holding". No. He just came up with the idea, and that's how I found about the existence of this ranch in the first place. I got money and three jobs. I can take myself, god damn.

 

[ThisIsSparta]

I have money. Also... "arguing"? I already brought up what my workout routine is, and no one seemed to have objected to it.

Well you seem rather reluctant to let go of your Rasputin style.

I have objected to your workout routine.