"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
cavedweller said:
Honestly bro, I mean this in no disrespect. But if your game is so tight why do you worry about her and post a thread about one b1tch? I heard that's beta behavior or afc or whatever the hell you guys call it. Why not just replace her with two more women like some one with game does? I lost a ho3 a week ago and replaced her today instead of wasting energy on posting on this site about one girl. I mean this in no disrespect Im just saying.
Something to think on....
cavedweller
Don Juan
A true story is playing out here..(I am posting it here as it plays out)
I just sent her a text:
" If you are free tomorrow night I would like to see you..BTW, I miss my Tuna."
The questions here are:
Will she give me some p8ssy tomorrow night?--(maybe)
Will she hang out will Bob?--(I don't think so.)
Will she contact me and tell me to f*** off?--(Again, I don't think so)
The key is to lock and load and fire back at the Bi****...
I say she will want to hook up and give me some Tuna, but, if I am wrong I will fire back at her..
Boys, to get between her legs you must get between her ears...
It is a just a poker game..And the DJ holds all of the Aces...
Hell on Wheels
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
cavedweller
Don Juan
Question here? Would you walk away from the wildest/hottest/tightest p*** you ever had...Well my friend, that is my Tuna...(BTW, she can suck the chrome off of a Cadillac)joe henny said:
So, now you understand, why I will not let 'Back Door Bob' steal her..
Hell on Wheels
You sound like a serial killer pyscho path and its weird how you call her pvssy "tuna." Just sayin
cavedweller
Don Juan
Wake up dude and smell the coffee..
I have been throwing the pork (to my tuna) while you have been pulling your johnson...
BTW, if the tuna moves on I will go out and find another..(while you are still pulling your johnson)
Hell on Wheels
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cavedweller said:
I was porking my crazy b!tch for awhile too, but when she left, I knew it was over and moved on.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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cavedweller
Don Juan
Guys, I called her last night and it ain't looking good.
Bob has been making his move and I am getting weak..
Hell on Wheels? (I think one of my tires is going flat)
I may have to change my name back to cavedweller.
Damnnn
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
I was seeing a girl who fvcked me way better then my ex wife her pvssy was tighter and it just felt better overall. I left her for my ex so yes I would that's just me. Plus you have to know when hold em and when to fold em.cavedweller said:
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Of course it ain't looking good. She told you to piss off, and yet you went on and thought you had her pocketed. When a girl tells you she will not continue on with you, it means you cut her off and leave. Not pretend and brag on the internet about how much she is thinking about, while she is probably sucking off another dude so hard that the bedsheets are sucked into his asscavedweller said:
You are getting weak? Hell no bro, you've always been weak but refuse to admit it. A real DJ knows his weaknesses, and listens to his brethren in order to overcome his weaknesses. You just raved on about how we should watch and learn. In the end, you are the one that has to watch and learn!cavedweller said:
You never were hell on wheels, you only pretended to be. Drop the arrogance and know all attitude and listen to the advice given by your brethren on here. Instead of humiliating yourself in front of this broad, you could have spent your time on scoring some new poon.cavedweller said:
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
Well, I agree that years of experience *CAN*/ be a great source of information and tricks. However, what use is posting on a forum, for fellow DJs when you refuse to listen to their advice? He was doing things that go straight against the DJ way and can be considered AFC.Joe Stud said:
I'm well aware that older DJs might have more experience, but saying that we all should watch and learn while making mistakes that are very AFC like. Being older doesn't automatically give you authority over younger people.
cavedweller
Don Juan
There are some major tools/keys you can use for hitting that hot tuna: (you must learn how to use these tools)--
A DJ must carve/engrave them in stone.
ie:
1..The DJ must approach catching hot tuna as a poker game..
A..Never show your cards and never, never let the tuna know that you hold all of the aces.
B..Never fold...I must repeat that (when it comes to the catching, hot, wet and free p***y, never, never, never fold..
C...A question for you:
How can you ever win at a game of poker if you fold?
D...You must stay in the card game at all cost. (bet the farm)
E...Last, but, not least is that you must learn how to be a pro when it comes to a bluff.
ie:
When you are busted and out of chips and cards--you must stay in the game at all cost...
ie:
You must bluff.... How else can you win the hand?
BTW, Monday, I called the tuna and she wants to meet at McDonald for coffee and just talk.
Hell on Wheels
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.