"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know it's been a few days but had little time to post since then (personal problems). Long story short we went to some party, coupla good DJ's and a lot of women. There were ~8 of us and I know 1 guy and have 3 friends. The guys I was with just danced around.

This is all going from anecdotes, I barely remember the last coupla days. From what I can gather, some girl seemed to like me. Was all smiles and motioned towards me. Tried to get my attention on the floor, actually remember this bit, third(I'm told) time she gives me a playfull kick I turn back a couple of seconds later and move on. Later on the way out (was'nt feeling too hot) I danced with her for like 3s and got her number.Lots of kino, she asked what my name is, if I knew [some guy with us], cuped my face and spoke into my ear,etc etc.

Anyways I got the number called up a day later, high as a kite, asked her out and she says she cant recognise me. I asked her out and she said she cant make it that day. think she meant it but ,like I said, the last few days are a blur.

Now here's the weird bit. A day after that (4th jan) my buddy call's her up and asks her out. Think she said she wont meet people she doesnt know. I dont think he claimed to be me.

What do you think I should do now? I would like to meet the girl and I'll be back home in a week or so.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stop sniffing markers.
 

Steg

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This is just plain discrimination, I got number felt up a coupla ho's and asked em out too. If I were sober you'd have something different to say.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just an update but I called her up last night. We had a nice little chat about house chores and how they should be banned. Bad move probably but I figured there's not much else I can do so might as well shoot the breeze with her.

I so wish I was back home where I there's more to do than playing cards with the dog. The little ***** cheats.
 
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