"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Got thirty a week ago. Still no girls (big bummer), but a cool job, good money, and on the way to feel and look better than ever.
Up to the next 10 years which should be the best yet. If economy doesn't collapse, no terminal illnesses, no black holes from LHC etc. ;) You got the picture.

Sorry for the meaningless rant just wanted to let you know.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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-Excel at the job
-achieve the perfect body
-have fun
-get girls/women
-buy an old pontiac or mustang (very very rare over here) OR do some traveling
 
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ThreeStorms said:
-buy an old pontiac or mustang (very very rare over here) OR do some traveling
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Why would you want such junk? Get an old Alfa or Jag or something instead.
 
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Alfa as in Alfa Romeo?
*yuck*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Happy 30. I'm only 3 years away and I'm terrified of turning 30.

For cars, how about a Saturn Sky? $29k and actually looks pretty nice. Also they are only being made for one more year since Saturn is closing down. Though I don't think they will be sold in Austria.
 
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I saw a sky yesterday, I thought it looked like a solstice so I would pass on that junk.

If you like old cars you really cant go wrong with a cuda, I would stay away from the chargers since they totally destroyed the name. Mustangs are pretty nice the fastback and the mach1's are really nice the new crap that's out is more of a womens car.
 
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ThreeStorms said:
Alfa as in Alfa Romeo?
*yuck*
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Alfas are some of the best looking cars in the world, boy.
 
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