"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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30 year-old frozen embryos are born

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World's 'Oldest' Babies Born From Embryos Frozen 30 Years Ago

"There is something mind-boggling about it," says dad Phillip Ridgeway, who was just five when the twins were conceived.
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my opinion: One wonders if this will motivate some Wall-hitting chicks to get eggs removed and fertilized with Chad donor-sperm, and then wait to have a good Beta step-father before bringing them up. Will we see 60-something women have an OLD checklist of "must have no problem with my fertilized embryos"? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MatureDJ said:
One wonders if this will motivate some Wall-hitting chicks to get eggs removed and fertilized with Chad donor-sperm, and then wait to have a good Beta step-father before bringing them up.
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Alpha fuccks, beta buxxx.

MatureDJ said:
Will we see 60-something women have an OLD checklist of "must have no problem with my fertilized embryos"? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad:
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A variation of this already happened on Bumble last year....

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Oh you guys are gunna love this...

Welcome to Northern California. Now to see all the replies about "she's an old hag that's seen more cawk than a urinal at Grand Central Station"... But seriously, she's 50 and wants a baby?!
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