30-second opener (PUAs)

[bust.it]

for all you PUAs (who read the sarging sites, mASF etc),

what exactly is the "30-second opener"? I've run searches for it but can't seem to find what it is.

If you know, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Walden]

Say , hi , apologise for interrupting and then...

Ask her if there's a good Italian restaurant around here , tell her your grandmother is flying in from Naples , ask her what she's doing in town today.

Ask her for the time , tell her you just flew in from ZImbabwe and the time zones screw you up , ak her about that unique tie clip she's wearing.

Ask her if she knows where Holofernes street is , tell her you'r new in town and the one-way system screws with your sense of direction , ask her if she's from whatever town this is.

Make eye contact , apologise for staring , say you feel akward when you aren't sure if you know someone and you hate it when ppl you half know think youre snubbing them , ask her if she's in town for the comedy festival / cheese market / whatever the hell your town is doing this month.

Thank you , i now belong to the ages.

 

[DEKKA]

walden, you can be my wingman anytime.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Originally posted by DEKKA
walden, you can be my wingman anytime.

Better watch out there Walden. DEKKA has been posting bi-curious threads and tweezing his brows mercilessly.

I think he has taken quite a shine to you!

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
Better watch out there Walden. DEKKA has been posting bi-curious threads and tweezing his brows mercilessly.

I think he has taken quite a shine to you!

i borrowed the wingman line from top gun



and for the millionth time i dont tweeze my brows.

but waldens probably a sexy man no doubt about that.

 

[Walden]

Nah I'm ugly as a motherf***er , but I work harder .

 

[duke007]

Walden: Does lying about being new in town, having come back from a holiday etc. ever come back to bite you in the butt?

 

[Walden]

Sure , all the time , just the other night I had a girl who had spent the past hour talking to me , tell me it was a useless "line" becuase the very next thing she said was "Where are you from?" and I said "Auckland" (here).
I couldn't believe it , of course it had worked , we'd been talking for an hour and I later left with her number!

It's not like I'm lying about anything that affects her decisions as to how she relates to me (I'm a millionaire , my mother is dying of cancer , I was on Baywatch), I'm lying about trivia so as to give her some conversational openers if she wants to meet me.

 

[Don Ronny]

ME: Hey, I dont want to over step my bounds here but I have to tell you something
HER: What?
ME: Well, I can see your pantyline very clearly and just wanted to warn you. There are lots of perverts walking the streets you know!
HER: LOL
ME: Yeah, not like me. I have tons of respect for women because I love my momma and she always taught me to protect damsels in distress.
HER: how sweet, bla bla bla
ME: Yeah I can see you are in a LOT of distress here and require personal protection. I have a very busy schedule these days, but I can tell you are a nice girl so I will go out on a limb, for mommas sake and get your number so I can fend off all those pathetic losers who try to grab your ass.
HER: (gives me the digits)

Total Time Elapsed: 26.0473 seconds

Or you can go even shorter with

ME: Excuse me, but are you single?
HER: Yes.
ME: Well I think you are very attractive and would like to get together some time. Got a phone number?
HER: (gives me the digits)

Total Time Elapsed: 9.8377 seconds

Yes I am the mack.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Nothing wrong with tweezing your eyebrows

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
Nothing wrong with tweezing your eyebrows

i heard that!

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I do it myself.

 

[RandomGuy]

ahah nice one donny, gotta give that a try

 

[IamtheRemedy]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
Better watch out there Walden. DEKKA has been posting bi-curious threads and tweezing his brows mercilessly.

I think he has taken quite a shine to you!

hahaha, this comin from a guy called crotch sniffer

 

[Porky]

girls have crotches too!

Walden, post a pic. If you're ugly it'll motivate every guy on this board.

 

[Walden]

LOL I think there's one at the end of my bootcamp (see the bible).
I'm not that keen to have a whole thread of guys going "Wow Walds , how do you get girls to f*** you with a face like that?".



Seriously tho I'm gonna give up on nubbin rubbin , if I wanna get my girl wet from now on I'll just show her a pic of DEKKA there.

 

[Walden]

She digs guys with plucked eyebrows.

 

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
Better watch out there Walden. DEKKA has been posting bi-curious threads and tweezing his brows mercilessly.

I think he has taken quite a shine to you!

DEKKA, you b!tch, I thought I was the only man you wanted!

 

[DEKKA]

sh!t im caught in a sinful love triangle!

 

[Omega]

Originally posted by Don Ronny


Or you can go even shorter with

ME: Excuse me, but are you single?
HER: Yes.
ME: Well I think you are very attractive and would like to get together some time. Got a phone number?
HER: (gives me the digits)

Total Time Elapsed: 9.8377 seconds

Yes I am the mack.

You commented on the way she looks, not good.

ME: Hey, how's it going?
Her: Good
ME: Great.

Then, you walk away. You'll probebly get a 40% sucess rate with this one.

ME: Sorry to interupt you, but I just want to know if your seriously comfortable wearing <insert clothing item here>.
Her: Yea, I am.
ME: Oh, well it's nice. Looks awefully <insert 2nd neg hit here> though, but it look's good on you. Where'd you get it?
Her: BlahBlah LTD.
ME: BlahBlah eh? Never been there. What do they sell? Hopefully not alot of stuff like that (Touch the clothing item, or her shoulder if it's too far away)

You've neg'ed, and Kino'ed. If she doesn't lighten up, tell her to have a nice day and move on.

Me: WOW, I havn't seen you in ages! (Looking suprised)
Her: Uh, what?
Me: Haha don't play with me! You know who I am (smile)
Her: No I don't..
Me: I'll give you five chances, if you can't guess then you have to give me your number, since I lost it through all the years that I havn't seen you in. (Grinning)

Theres tons. IT's not that hard buddy