"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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3 Ways to Make a Woman Mad

skinnyguy

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1. Tell her she's fat
2. Tell her she needs to go to the gym
3. Tell her she could lose a few pounds
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Epimanes

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Hey that reminds me of a joke!

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How do you make your gf/wife cvm?



Who cares..... Lol
 

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Packers2010 said:
FALSE

there is only won way to make her mad.

call her a slut.
AAAAAAnd packers loses again.

They love being called a little slvt.

Get in shape fvck a few and talk dirty to them - maybe you'll learn a thing or two instead of trying to KJ your way to freedom.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zinc4

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PF, stop being a little hypocritical *****.....since you like calling others out so much i wonder how are you training dirty...training for what...looking at yourself in the mirror fag and women's attention...you make it sound like you are Mr. T in Rocky 3 training for that first fight with Rocky...i envision more of a little 26-year-old pretentious fag lifting dumbells in the mirror while jerkin off...you don't know what dirty is you little punk...
 

Packers2010

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Purefilth said:
AAAAAAnd packers loses again.

They love being called a little slvt.

Get in shape fvck a few and talk dirty to them - maybe you'll learn a thing or two instead of trying to KJ your way to freedom.
who the **** are you man?

pretty sure you get a girls number and text her he is a slut when she flakes you. i 100% guarantee she will text back and try and defend herself MAD AS HELL.. that's what I'm talking about.
 

Packers2010

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zinc4 said:
PF, stop being a little hypocritical *****.....since you like calling others out so much i wonder how are you training dirty...training for what...looking at yourself in the mirror fag and women's attention...you make it sound like you are Mr. T in Rocky 3 training for that first fight with Rocky...i envision more of a little 26-year-old pretentious fag lifting dumbells in the mirror while jerkin off...you don't know what dirty is you little punk...
i know man what is with him? i go away for a few months and he is a totally new person
 

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The number 1 way to make a woman mad is: (drum roll)...

1. Ignore her

Attention is like oxygen for women.
 
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