"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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3 month rule?

MarkHammond

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I showed this 10 chick a picture of me and this model type girl I met in the club last night and she got jealous. I told her the model took her spot lol because when I was trying to fukk with her before she was hung up on some dude that beat and bounced lol now she over dude and she acting like she tryin do sumthin. I told her we gon hang out and she gon cook for me. she said cool she gonna make lasagna and she got all the ingredients in her crib. Now im thinking this gonna be good Ill just play it cool and eat good and see what happens?


Oh this chick says she has a 3 month rule I hate that dumb sh!t what sense does that make?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lost In Translation

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are you trying to say NO SEX for 3 months ?

if that is what you are saying you need to realise one important thing

WHAT SHE SAYS DOES NOT MATTER

SHE CAN SAY SHE IS REALLY A SPACE ALIEN


if you GOT GAME and you act like a MAN and escalate and get her worked up and she is into you

SHE WILL HAVE SEX


what you hear them young chicks say ?

RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN


GAME ON


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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3 month rule? pfff! no rule will hold you back if you play it right.
 

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yea I know thats bull thats why I told her before she even mentioned the rule I said " Dont be trying to jump on me and sh!t cause i aint easy I got a 6 month rule" then she started laughing she just got that to try make her not look like a smut
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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