"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
27 year old med student auctioning off V-card
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Hey Buffy The Vampire Slayer:
You can keep it.
And THAT"S how you become a famous doctor without doing jack shıt in medicine breakthrough.
You can keep it.
And THAT"S how you become a famous doctor without doing jack shıt in medicine breakthrough.
gravityeyelids
Master Don Juan
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props to her. I wish i could've sold off my virginity for money like that. However the publicity she's going to generate is going to probably trash her reputation forever.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
RedScorpion
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Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay for it...
Regardless, the amount of money that people are 'bidding' is absurd. First, is paying to take virginity really that worth it? $550k? Worse, it's not a real taking, it's a contract - she isn't really 'wanting' it, she's doing it for the cash, plain and simple. On top, she isn't that attractive relatively, even with that heavy amount of makeup. Looks alright in the first picture. Her smile in the second picture is disingenuous, even looks like a face of disgust. The third, she kind of looks like she's been working the streets for awhile (mostly based on her facial expression, horrible).
I can't say it isn't smart of her, based on others doing the same for much less (prostitutes). She will have definitely fully earned the term '*****' (in definition) for her life. Can't say I hope it doesn't stick.
Regardless, the amount of money that people are 'bidding' is absurd. First, is paying to take virginity really that worth it? $550k? Worse, it's not a real taking, it's a contract - she isn't really 'wanting' it, she's doing it for the cash, plain and simple. On top, she isn't that attractive relatively, even with that heavy amount of makeup. Looks alright in the first picture. Her smile in the second picture is disingenuous, even looks like a face of disgust. The third, she kind of looks like she's been working the streets for awhile (mostly based on her facial expression, horrible).
I can't say it isn't smart of her, based on others doing the same for much less (prostitutes). She will have definitely fully earned the term '*****' (in definition) for her life. Can't say I hope it doesn't stick.
LearningAndImproving
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Hopefully the med school will kick her out, be banned, and be known as a sl ut. Ugly biatch and lmao at the dumbasses paying that money.
RagingBalls
Senior Don Juan
that hymen cost a lot. Really stupid reason she had.
Some would even call her a saint if she'll do gangbang or bukakkes and the proceeds will go to charity.
Some would even call her a saint if she'll do gangbang or bukakkes and the proceeds will go to charity.
VikingKing
Banned
Lol. A virgin slvt.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Haha, really...for $25,000 you could probably set up something with Sadie West, a pro.lanba said:
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