"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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25 Years Old... Stay with my Long Distance 23 y/o.. Or play along with this 19 y/o?

FloridaLurker

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I moved out of the country to study medicine and left my gf there.. 98% of my classmates are 18-19 years old.

My current GF is pretty damn sexy, but shes got a pretty faulty personality. Always lying, getting physical with fights, never having an upbeat attitude and the such.

Now my dilemma is, should I continue long distance with my current GF who says she will move to this country with me in a couple months... And hope her psychologist fixes her? Or should I keep flirting and getting to know this 19 year old latin chick... whos cute but isnt nearly as sexy as my current gf whos asian?

Only thing holding me on to my current gf is she can be sweet when she wants to be, and her physical appearance is everything I ever wanted in a girl.

I know looks isnt everything, obviously, but at 25 years old is 19 y/o too immature for a relationship? These people are going to be my classmates for 7 years, but they are fresh out of high school at the moment..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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iqqi

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Well I would say stick with the Asian but since she is 23 than maybe you should go with the Latina who is 19 unless you meet an Indian who is 22, because that would be the ultimate integer of success. None of this applies if YOU yourself are arabic and under the age of 24.

... :confused:


What's up with all this age information and racial information?

What's that got to do with anything?

Do you have all of this information on a spreadsheet or something.
 

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FloridaLurker said:
I moved out of the country to study medicine and left my gf there.. 98% of my classmates are 18-19 years old.
Long distance relationships are NOT relationships. Do you really want to lock up your balls for this broad? You may say yes, but that's you're vagina speaking. What's that ? You don't have a vagina? Mate, you'd better check...

even more so after this:
My current GF is pretty damn sexy, but shes got a pretty faulty personality. Always lying, getting physical with fights, never having an upbeat attitude and the such.
You brought that into a relationship? She should be a fvck buddy. AT BEST.

And hope her psychologist fixes her?
And waste years of your life waiting? Not that it matters, there's a 99% chance there is nothing wrong with her, and she's just a spoiled brat.
 

Paintballguy

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Long term relationships are just retarded because they don't work. How is it possible to have a relationship with someone who doesn't live near you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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taiyuu_otoko

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lose your current gf, and don't mess with any girls in your class. They'll be plenty of pu$$y, any age, any race, once your a doc.

fool around with girls wherever you are OUTSIDE of class. The ones in class are too dangerous, and there is a too high a chance of whatever happening coming back to bite you.

Worst case scenario:

You hook up with this cute but non-sexy latina, she stays with you all through med school, you get married, become a doctor, suddenly to find you are surrounded by willing pu$$y yet married to a not-so-slim latina, until Tiger Woods syndrome kicks in, and then your fukked, and all the nurses hate you at your hospital because you are a cad who cheats on his loving and devoted wife.

No money, no pu$$y, no fun.

Stay cool, have fun, but the only thing you should be committed to is finishing school and making some serious coin. Pu$$y will come later as a natural byproduct.

But I feel for you. Once I dated this vietnamese girl that had the tightest, sexiest body I ever had the pleasure of laying next to, as well as absolutely loving sex, but she was not quite the picture of emotional stability. Lucky for me she was engaged to another guy, so I had a built-in out.

Be careful of the power of pu$$y, if you're not careful, it will eat you alive and leaving you like Jesse James, the most hated man in America.

Read backbrakers post about "Flannel Pajamas" titled "The Most Depressing Movie I've Ever Seen."
 
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