25 Things Every Man Should Know How To Do

[Act!on]

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to/46_how_to.html

 

[Boricua_33015]

fvck man thats a good article

 

[Kwah]

Not bad, Any man who cant change a goddamn tire doesnt deserve to be called a man.

 

[digitalrat]

Well, they forgot to tell you when putting the tire back on to always cross tighten.

 

[AzN KniGhT]

Originally posted by digitalrat
Well, they forgot to tell you when putting the tire back on to always cross tighten.

Cross tighten??? Do you know why?

I do.......but do you?

 

[PimpWannabe]

Wow dude, that was a great article


btw....you cross-tighten so that you get equal torque distribution.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by AzN KniGhT
Cross tighten??? Do you know why?

I do.......but do you?

To also make sure that its on totally stright.

I should know, I work on cars a lot.

I have a 93' Toyota Supra BPU+++

 

[Pheonix:ScndrlReborn]

Originally posted by digitalrat
I have a 93' Toyota Supra BPU+++

That would explain why you have to do a lot of work....

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
That would explain why you have to do a lot of work....

lol, well Supras are very strong and reliable.

The work is upgrading the car and making it faster.

 

[digitalrat]

Mod, please delete this.

 

[Pheonix:ScndrlReborn]

Originally posted by digitalrat
lol, well Supras are very strong and reliable.

The work is upgrading the car and making it faster.

I'm just bustin' your chops. I own a '92 plymouth sundance. What a **** box. But i paid $500 cash for it. I just hate people who buy neons and then put spoilers on them and drive them like high performance sports cars. At least i don't pretend not to be driving a piece of ****.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

This is garbage

The article was okay, but not anything to get excited about.

now you guys have turned this into an "Anything Else" thread comparing your stupid cars.

I will be the first to add some valuable input since you fellas are to busy wankin off in your rides to contribute anything useful here

I will add to the list

1. Ballroom or Swing Dancing
2. Some kind of sport
3. How to hunt
4. How to save someone´s life (CPR, etc)
5. How to change diapers (Chicks LOVE this!)

Thats about all I got 4 now. Anybody else got some to add besides dumb-ass posts about toyotas?

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by Pheonix:ScndrlReborn
I'm just bustin' your chops. I own a '92 plymouth sundance. What a **** box. But i paid $500 cash for it. I just hate people who buy neons and then put spoilers on them and drive them like high performance sports cars. At least i don't pretend not to be driving a piece of ****.

I hate rice.

 

[Kwah]

I drive an 91 F-150 with 150000 miles on it. Also, I know how to do all that stuff you listed Crotch except Dancing and I want to change that.

 

[Eternal]

Oh god, shut up about cars, lol. I saw that article before and there is another one on thier site somewhere. It's another 25 things, but it's not as good.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Re: This is garbage

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
3. How to hunt

Why would you want to be a queer who rides a horse around the country hills shooting foxes (and missing, since your dog does the work in getting the fox)? Hunters need to go for something bigger, like game in Africa/Asia.


Hmm, unfortunately I don't know how to change a tire (I can't even drive yet, only got L a while ago), clean my apartment (cant even clean my room), or choose wine (I know the red stuff is called "red wine").

 

[DJMaC23]

Damn, I really needa get my dad to teach me how to change a damn flat...especially since I drive an '01 Mustang..lmfao at people with their cars in this thread..

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Re: Re: This is garbage

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Why would you want to be a queer who rides a horse around the country hills shooting foxes (and missing, since your dog does the work in getting the fox)?

Is this how most guys hunt? I usually go out alone into the mountains dressed in my wifebeater, boxers and slippers without any guns and catch my prey with my bare hands and rip them apart savagely with my teeth. The really fun part is when I have to fight off other predators using my kung-fu skills and shiot. Man you dont know life until you´ve taken a bear out with a roundhouse kick! But yeah you are right, I should have clarified the manly hunting from the "queer" kind. My bad.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by DJMaC23
Damn, I really needa get my dad to teach me how to change a damn flat...especially since I drive an '01 Mustang..lmfao at people with their cars in this thread..

That would be good so you don't scratch your Mustang with the small backseat, lol. LMFAO at the "and I threw it into the school parking lot" comment at K-Mart.

 

[happy gilmore]

i don't know how to fix a flat tire. Can anyone teach me? Yes, i am a dork.