24 Questions Men Want To Ask Women

[So Many Ways]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
those questions make me sick. i couldn't care less about any of them.

here are the real questions.


1. do you enjoy giving BJs?
2. do you swallow?
3. how many guys have you ****ed?
4. what do you masterbate with?
5. do you own a vibrator or a dildo?
6. do you have a friend who will join us?
7. will you take it in your ass?
8. do you cook for your man?
9. will you spend all my money?
10. are you likely to get fat ?

Now that's what I'm talking about!

 

[DJBen]

ROFL

I'M VERNON KAY! FROM BOLTON! BO SELECTA!



.... I really should be banned for that outburst, but shizz that made me laugh.

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

Originally posted by jakeyboy
you know what? you sound just like my kindergarten teacher. you'll get your ass bit*h slapped if you post your crap in the mature men forum.

the fact is your questions are STUPID. why the hell would anyone want to answer them? which is the reason why no one is taking you seriously. look at other threads... do they get normal sensible replies? yup.

therefore, in conclusion, a sensible post deserves a sensible reply, an irrational post deserves to be made the butt of all jokes.



ps. you like pigtails? -raises eyebrow-

You asked for it monkey boy. The first thing is, I DID NOT WRITE THESE QUESTIONS!!!! THEY WERE FROM MATCH.COM.

Now either answer my post PROPERLY or p*ss off.

 

[dietzcoi]

Sorry, your post is 110% USDA approved AFC.

Please post it on Oprah.com

What crap! DO you expect us to answer bogus AFC questions?

You are an AFC yourself.

Dietzcoi

 

[Dark Nimbus]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
..

and #11

can i *** on your face?

Common Kevin, a DJ doesn't ASK this question, he just does it.

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Dark Nimbus
Common Kevin, a DJ doesn't ASK this question, he just does it.

very true ... very true .

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Guitar_Whizz
You asked for it monkey boy. The first thing is, I DID NOT WRITE THESE QUESTIONS!!!! THEY WERE FROM MATCH.COM.

Now either answer my post PROPERLY or p*ss off.

1) WHy are you asking GUYS to answer questions to GIRLS?

2) Did you see Mystery Woman's replies?

3) Why are you posting sh!t from a socio-politically correct dating site like match.com on here?

4) If you were a mature MAN at all you would realize that the answers to most of these questions SHOULDN'T EVEN MATTER.

And to all you people screaming "AFC! AFC!"...go FCUK YOURSELVES. I swear, some people sit on this forum waiting like vultures for the opportunity to holler "AFC" at someone.

 

[00Kevin]

I don't think he realizes that there is just some idiot at match.com who makes this **** up because it is his job. It doesn't have to be correct at all. It just has to attract people to the site. The person who wrote those questions is simply writing what will attract women to match.com. Women are the foundation for these date sites. Men shouldn't to be reading those articles for information on women. It is simply a marketing tool.

Some people are just so stupid. They think that everything they read or see on tv is true.

match.com is all about making money not getting you *****.

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

Originally posted by fuzzx
I enjoyed them. Thanks for posting.

WTF is with all the *Gotta be macho* negative replies to posts lately. Its like you guys are almost afraid of showing any emotion or anything in case someone else on the board might call you a weenie. I mean common people we are all here to help each other and we ARE ALL MEN, so you don't have to try and impress me with your machismo bull ****!!! Infact most of you are still afcs just pretending to be alpha males and dj's. And personally I still like reading stuff that is a little *GASP* Afc.

Thankyou, fuzzx, a decent reply at last.

Being a DJ is not about being emotionless and macho. All the replies to my post are written not by DJs, but by 'jerks'.

You guys have a LONG way to go before you are true DJs. A TRUE DJ is not *****y or arrogant, like you guys have become.

I think it's time you guys began to get real.

 

[b's nuts]

#1 cup size?
#2 if we were two squirrels in a tree, could i bust a nut in your hole?
#3 std's?
#4 why is it if i see two girls going at it im arroused, but 2 guys ill loose bowel control?
#5 whats loose bowel control?
#6 have you ever lost bowel control?
#8 is that a keg in your pants? cuz i would love to tap that ass.
#9 nice shoes, wanna fvck?
#10 ive got an 11 inch penis, around. think about it.
#11 fvck.

 

[DJBen]

Yeah. Don Juans spend their time busting their nut over women's faces.

I must remember to ask a 'Don Juan' this question, to check he is actually who he says he is! If he doesnt spray a his load over a womans face, he must be fake!

 

[b's nuts]

busting a nut on a girls face is over rated, besides, i think they like it in their hair better.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Match.com is a joke. Cupid.com is a joke. EHarmony, especially, is a joke. Wanna know why? They all approach dating/relationships from the feminine and turn a buck off of insecurities while promoting ONEitis for both sexes. All of these 'services' wallow in this pathetic Carl Jung theory pop-psychology crap. All you have to do to counter the premises of these inane snake oil salesmen is view the list of conditions of 99% of women in their profiles of their ideal mate. Without fail each will have some condition that relates to a desire for confidence and/or a provision of security from their ideal man. And every male profile on the site (and there is always at least 2/3rds more than females) then picks up on this and further feeds the 'soulmate' disease.

You want answers to these questions? I have a better idea; why don't we all just read 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' while we practice sitting down while we pee?

Oh yeah, and pony tails? You've always gotta have one hand free to wave to the crowd.

 

[MagicDonJuan]

that list should be 1 question long...
1. "Wanna ****?"

 

[Dark Nimbus]

Christ, some of you guys are WAY too uptight. Lighten up, this isn't a life or death questionnaire...

 

[00Kevin]

I know a guy who busted on a girls face .

they fell asleep in the car



In the morning her eye lid was shut closed because it had stuck to her eyelash.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
I know a guy who busted on a girls face .

they fell asleep in the car



In the morning her eye lid was shut closed because it had stuck to her eyelash.

You find that funny sick man. How would he like if he woke up with their period all over his face!

 

[00Kevin]

yes I do find it funny. why has this happened to you?

 

[00Kevin]

 

[MysteryWoman]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
yes I do find it funny. why has this happened to you?

No but it would be funny to bleed all over your pretty face