24 hours in Thailand

[englishman]

I was hanging out with Tig, a bargirl I'd met in chaing mai a couple of weeks earlier, It started as a b/g thing and then morphed into just hanging out at bars and me sleeping over at her place or her at mine.
When the time came for me to leave chiang mai and head for cambodia, Tig suggested going to her home town in surin, we could spend a couple of days there and then I'd head on to siam reap end up in bangkok and then back home.
I thought great, sounds like a plan, meet the family see a bit of thailand, so we got on an overnight bus, 15 hours to surin.
Now, I knew she had been married, and I'd had my suspicions that maybe she still was, but she'd told me about her 'abusive, gambling ex husband' (amazing how they all have one of those) who was tucked away in bangkok somewhere, so nothing to worry about...she hadn't seen him for ages.
7a.m. we roll into the bus station in surin and still half asleep get off the bus, walk around the side to get our bags, a tall thai man in a camoflage jacket with tatoos on his cheecks came up to me and started going off in thai, me still half asleep was like, who the fvck are you? and then I saw Tig and husband, who I'd seen in a picture arguing, she's shouting at him, he's shouting at her and kicking her up the arse, Im thinking ****....not good, so the husband comes up to me shouting "we have baby, we have baby"and shoving her mobile in my face with a picture of there baby on the screen, husband has a truly mental look in his eyes.
Knowing only a few words of thai, I say 'puen' (friend) "me and her just puen", he screams "puen, puen" and scrolls through the pictures on her phone, me and tig together at the temple, me and tig at the bar, in bed, naked, erm....sh1t...
So Im between 2 buses about 5 feet apart, a crazed husband and his psyco looking mate, a women who Im thinking has set me up to make her husband jealous or just what im not sure, all this and its 7a.m. and I've literaly been awake for 10 minutes, thinking how the fvck does this wanker know were here? he's supposed to be in bangkok! there supposed to be divorced.
So I pick up my back pack best I could between 2 buses and the husband smacks me a one two in the head, so I drop my bag and he starts thai boxing, so being of the best english council estate stock, and being inducted into the great english tradition of football hooligans at an early age, I put what I knew about fighting into action, not exactly thai boxing, but good enough.
He kicks me in the ribs, I grab his leg, push him backwards and down he goes, tries to kick with his other leg while on his back and I just grabbed it and held them together and he couldn't move, so I say 'no more' and let go, he bounces up and goes for my kneck, so I did my favourite judo drop, deck him and put a choke on his kneck, his eyes roll and this time he's had enough..
By now, theres a crowd around us, Tig and husband are duking it out, tattooed guy no where to be seen, and then the cops showed up! oops...me no speak thai, they dont speak a lot of english and where off to the cop shop.
Down the cop shop they fine the husband 100 baht (less than 2 quid) as the bus driver saw him start the fighting, the cop says if you shake hands you can all go, Im just thinking let me get out of here a.s.a.p. but before I go I ask the cop to ask the husband how did he know we were on the bus? husband replies, "she told him" are they still married? "yes, but he will go and get the divorce tommorow."
So I tell Tig, thanks a fvcking lot dah-ling, and walk away to leave her and husband to take care of business.
A cop came up to me on his motor bike and in what I think was a bit of an act of sympathy asks if I want a ride anywhere, so I pack on to his bike, backpack and all to the train station, theres a train to BKK in 10 minutes and I left surin at 8.10 a.m. thinking, ****, that was different...all in an hour!

Part 2
6 hours on the train to bangkok, and I was back on kaho san road thinking ah well, could be worse, I'd got a good room, there were lots going on, no point in sulking I'll go out for a pint.
So I hooked up with a few musicians jamming on the street and I became the tambourine player for the night, a real pretty thai/chinese women called Ying asked me to play a song for her on the guitar, we chatted for a bit and she headed for the bar....fast forward to closing time and Im walking back to the hotel, when Ying jumps on my back and wraps her arms around me, "englishman, its me Ying, me drunk now", and laughs, "me lonely, lets sleep together, go 7/11 buy condoms, I like strawberry flavour, big box I like sex a lot"....%^&*$# haha, well you can guess the rest, but that was my 24 hours in thailand, in the end I had to leave, but I went for a 4 to 6 week holiday and stayed for almost 3 months before I finally pressed the ejector button.
I've since talked to Tig who claims "mama must have told husband we were coming" (yeah right).
It was an adventure, and I know Im glad to have got out of it with just a few scrapes and not a knife wound or ended up in jail, still it makes a good story for the grandkids, well maybe not the grandkids, but you know what I mean!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

So you are in Thailand, the 'sex tour capital of the world'. Darn, I've always had sick fantasies about going there, because I'd imagine a trip there would turn you into an automatic pimp or playboy, or at least make you feel like that. I used to look at thai porn in the past, sex tour porn, bargirl porn, and was addicted to that sh1t. It has all been stopped since last year, yup, I'm through with that, but now I read that somebody is now in Thialand - and I get the picture this is like a porn flick vacation from the minute you land there.

Is it true you can get laid there for a couple of bucks with hb10 thai babes, and that women are all like super-friendly and trying to get you into your pants in order to earn something? I mean those are the messages that come across the internet - they say the hookers there treat you like a girlfriend rather than a client and make you feel really welcome.

At the risk of acting out past porn fantasies I'm now going to stop - but I just wanted to know if this is true - is Thailand like one big porn flick, or is it a normal place like everywhere else? Do they have these nightclubs or bars, where you can pay a barfine and like bang anyone you want for like a very low cost?

So, you are in Thialand, well, I'm glad I'm not there, or I may go to hell with all the temptation that has to be there, I just cant imagine what I would do if I was there, I'm glad I dont have that choice, that's all I can say.

 

[soontobesuave]

just finished reading this book. if i'd been arrested by the thai police i'd have shat myself. lucky to get away with just a handshake as punishment

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...=sr_1_2/202-0118472-7109409?ie=UTF8&s=gateway

 

[wayword]

Cheap, easy, scheming, dirty street wh0res?

I see those types on streetcorners here in the ghetto all the time.

Dirty cooters, angry hubbies, crooked cops?

Eh, I think I'll pass...

 

[soontobesuave]

in bankok you can go into a bar and pay the manager a 'fine' to borrow one of his HB10 bar staff for an hour, at least that's what my friends said when they went there backpacking. but in the end its all for money and even a passport into the UK if possible. i bet too many people go there and fall in love with a prostitute without realising the score. then they marry her and bring her back to the UK, then 6 months later a divorce and half of everything. sluts!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Cheap, easy, scheming, dirty street wh0res?

I see those types on streetcorners here in the ghetto all the time.

What you have are crack hos, you pay them, you feed their drug habit, you are just another fix. What do you get, attitude, and one quick sexual fix before she's gone, if you dont get ripped off.

How are thai hookers perceived on internet? For the same cost you went to that ghetto hooker, you could spend a whole night with a girl who will treat you like a king, let you do her anyway you want and act like she enjoys it, and give you an experience you wont forget. When you pay them, you are helping them support their rent, schooling, education, helping their families to buy their first home and move out of the rice fields.

Dirty cooters, angry hubbies, crooked cops?

Before going to Thialand, I'd consult the world sex guide, the world sex archives, buy books, and do a comprehensive study on the place first, not go there blind. The downside is you can get ripped off and fall victim of all sorts of nonsence there.

However, like I said, I'm out of that, this is all 'porn' concepts that I'm no longer. I'm just glad I'm not in Thialand, because, you know being a 30 y/o virgin and all of that with some money and a bunch of cheap willing hoes, I think are a bad combination of circumstances.

 

[realsmoothie]

Thailand for sex?

Only if you're bad-ass. I've heard all sorts of stories about things that happen there.

And I should mention that the film Hostel came about because one of the producers saw something on the internet much like the place in that film... and it was in northern Thailand.

I'll take my Canadian girls any time, thanks.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

in bankok you can go into a bar and pay the manager a 'fine' to borrow one of his HB10 bar staff for an hour, at least that's what my friends said when they went there backpacking. but in the end its all for money and even a passport into the UK if possible. i bet too many people go there and fall in love with a prostitute without realising the score. then they marry her and bring her back to the UK, then 6 months later a divorce and half of everything. sluts!

Like another bloke said, you have to play along with them, like you are falling for their game to get the most out of them, before you swap them I guess.

Anyway, so just ONE hour, I thought it was the whole night, that's likely a rip-off arrangement.

 

[wayword]

And I should mention that the film Hostel came about because one of the producers saw something on the internet much like the place in that film... and it was in northern Thailand.

Holy Shatner! Got a link for this? I'd like to read about the "real" hostel! :nervous:

Luke Skywalker - Don't lose your V-card to a hooker, that doesn't really "count." In fact, all your p0rn fantasies here with rent-a-fake-gf's would only serve as enabling crutches that will only stunt your real progress with real girls. It would not be progress, but regression.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Thailand for sex?

Only if you're bad-ass. I've heard all sorts of stories about things that happen there.

And I should mention that the film Hostel came about because one of the producers saw something on the internet much like the place in that film... and it was in northern Thailand.

Morel of Hostel, if anything is too good to be true, in terms of sex tours, run for your life. I'm going to rent the movie Hostel and watch it myself sometime in October, and certainly before I ever look at any porn, to hopefully discourage me on that stuff.

So, ok, if some dude tells you some hookers want to do you for free, or for a dime or some crap, you tell them ok great idea, and then run for your life.

That happens anywhere, if a bunch of strangers accousted you and said they have ten thousand dollars for you, just come inside their van and collect it, would you go? Unless you have a death wish, you wouldn't want to find out what is waiting for you?

Let's face it, you need common sence everywhere you go.

Now, going back to bad-ass - what makes anyone a bad-ass for going to Thialand to lose their "V" on some cheap ho? That's not a bad-ass, that's an insane person - loco.

I'll take my Canadian girls any time, thanks.

Well, there are whole web-pages that say girls in these countries are much more friendlier than stuck up Canadian women, and that you have to go to these places to discover how a real submissive woman is like. Here there is too much gender equality, feminism and crap - while there you can really feel like a man, right? Fvck, I can go to jail, lose my career for just groping a one woman if I'm really horney, you think that type of sh1t will happen in Thialand or Costa-Rica or some sex-pot place?

Anyway, just mental masturbation. I'm not thinking of going to Thialand, heck there are plenty of SEA girls here anyway where I live, so I dont even have to go to Thialand. I even talked about an HBSEA babe in my last bootcamp.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

In fact, all your p0rn fantasies here with rent-a-fake-gf's would only serve as enabling crutches that will only stunt your real progress with real girls. It would not be progress, but regression.

Are dormant. The OP connected with them by talking about the trigger word: "Thialand" and recounting his experiences there. I hope he describes the truth about Thialand here, but cant see that as a legitimate place for sarging if virtually most of the woman there are for hire. Can you really sarge in a developing country, I dont think so. All you need is some money and an ID and some empty promises you want to marry them and give them a better life in your first world country, and of course, look white, and you've got it made.

I agree with you, there are plenty or crutches around - but someone else even advised this stuff - to get laid with 50 women, right? Anyway, I'm not into this crap, I'm doing bootcamps, I'm going out there, I have a friend I'm interested in, other friends, I'm going out to socialise, meet people, and everything - not staying infront of a computer all day, ok, so I already know this.

 

[wayword]

Well, there are whole web-pages that say girls in these countries are much more friendlier than stuck up Canadian women, and that you have to go to these places to discover how a real submissive woman is like. Here there is too much gender equality, feminism and crap - while there you can really feel like a man, right?

Scary thing is, Canadian women are still much friendlier than US women. If you think it's hard up there, try down here in the V@ginal Power M@trix for a change!

Anyways, it's up to us MEN to fight for our rights, respect and power back. We naively gave it all away during the past generation. And now our country is a complete mess. So, we can't just keep running from the problem - which is globalizing anyways. Educate yourself, unbrainwash yourself and man up on the front lines against v@ginal BS whenever you meet it!!! Challenge their BS like a MAN at every turn! Don't let ANY of it slide...

Who's scared of Naomi Wolf? NOT ME! :trouble: Time to raise up, fellas!!!! :rockon:

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Scary thing is, Canadian women are still much friendlier than US women. If you think it's hard up there, try down here in the V@ginal Power M@trix for a change!

North American women are the same. When you are in big cities, women are always less friendly due to the amount of hits they get. I'ts not a vaginal power matrix it's an attention tolerance matrix.

Anyways, it's up to us MEN to fight for our rights, respect and power back. We naively gave it all away during the past generation. And now our country is a complete mess. So, we can't just keep running from the problem - which is globalizing anyways. Educate yourself, unbrainwash yourself and man up on the front lines against v@ginal BS whenever you meet it!!! Challenge their BS like a MAN at every turn! Don't let ANY of it slide...

The only power that's left is the eyes, you can stare at woman and they cant do anything about it, at least, not yet. That is week one of my bootcamp so far.

So, what's your idea of changing the system and getting the power back then? I'm all ears.

 

[wayword]

So, what's your idea of changing the system and getting the power back then? I'm all ears.

Well, how did feministas completely execute their agenda over the last 50 years? Just like any other movement, it started at the grass roots, slowly built steam and seeped up into the mainstream media and academia. NO, this will not happen overnight. But, once you build the momentum, reach critical mass and a tipping point, it WILL HAPPEN.

About a third of the women react so strongly to the title that, for them, the idea that male power is a myth just makes them angry. It means that they have to confront their victim power and their entitlement power. They don’t even want to touch it. They respond almost reflexively negatively, without reading a word of it. Another third of the women get into the book a ways, then have various stages of dealing with themselves. They realize they’re getting defensive. They put it down for a while, then they go back to it and struggle with it. Another third of the women get through the whole book, and the further they get into it, the better they understand their fathers or husbands. They say, "He never expressed his feelings. He was always focused on his job, meaning that he didn’t love me." Now, she says that he couldn’t express his feelings, because if he got in touch with them, he wouldn’t have been able to work so hard at a job he liked so little, in order to love me. She’s re-framing the very same behavior, taking it from a lack of love to love. That comment I’ve gotten quite a few times from women.

My book challenges the very fundamental biological instinct, our need to protect women and our need to have men be the protectors. The more one knows about biology and cross-cultural anthropology, the more one sees how pervasive that instinct is. I’m really calling for a major paradigm shift.

The fundamental mistake of the feminist movement was to take the female area of sacrifice, raising the children, and call that sacrifice, and take the male area of sacrifice, raising money, and call that power. I think this is the most succinct statement of what my book is about.

The beautiful princess never fell in love with the Conscientious Objector. She always fell in love with some form of provider or the other, the prince or the warrior. And the warrior killed. So, basically, women defined love as falling in love with men who killed.

People never choose activism. People get FORCED into activism when it HITS HOME HARD. Think about how NEGATIVELY McFeminism has affected men, families and OUR lives! That is OUR call to action, and I can guarantee you EVERY man in this forum has heard it LOUD & CLEAR! :kick: ENOUGH with power-hungry, irresponsible feminist divas!

 

[englishman]

yep Thailand, cant really explain it in western terms, its really very diffrerent to here, kind of like an acid trip or something, cant explain it, just got to do it....yes there asking for money the morning after, BUT, the ones I screwed were into it......short story to illustrate, I was in shanghai china, bar, western men and chinese bar girls, left the bar got in a cab, THREE girls jump in the cab, we come with you!!!! i was well fvcking drunk, 3 girls....one gets out..now 2 girls...I was on holiday and like ..ok...2 girls...so we went back to there apartment..room...one says heres how it is, im gonna blow ya, and then shes gonna fvck ya...ok, so i start kissing one while other blows me, then she puts condom on, we swap and I bang the **** out the other while other sucks my balls...15 dollars, yep 15....altogether I was gone for 3 months, slept with 2 chinese, 8 thais, 1 cambodian and a gorgeous babe from france....and shagged my way through a hundred or so condoms....


http://www.pattayai.com/review-go-go-bar-nuis2.htm

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Well it seems you are there during the right time of year. Usually between October to March, when it's colder in the North Hemisphere countries, there are too many guys going into a place like that, but this time of year is better.

Well, 15 dollars for two girls for a full night, wow. Darn, if I were there I'd be taking all sorts of digital pics and dvd cameras of that whole stuff. I knew it. I knew the place was a giant porn flick.

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

I hear there are a lot of drag queens in thailand.....

 

[englishman]

Yep lot of drag queens in thailand, ladyboys, and they hang around in gangs a lot of the time, many of them are tough as nails and good kickboxers, sounds bizarre and it is, I got told not to go down by the beach at night in case the ladyboys roll ya and take your money. I met one guy who was drunk and telling me he had been travelling with a lady boy (god knows why he wanted a lady boy but!) they rented a motorbike, lady boy came to meet him in the bar claiming to be all banged up from an accident on the motor bike, bike was now at police station and L/B needed money to pay hospital etc...so he coughed up the cash, never saw her/him again, so went to motor bike shop to explain bike was trashed, but bikeshop owner explained that "no bike is fine she brought it back, we gave her deposit back and your passport that you left as deposit"...oops...
As a side note, the L/B had been bugging him for money for a baby she had living in the countryside with her family??? as the guy said, how th fvck can she have a baby, shes a man.....
Another time I was sat having a beer on kaho san road where all the backpackers go, there were 2 really good lady boys trolling for western men, almost looked like the real thing, along comes drunk guy, who I'd been chatting with a couple of days earlier, hes drunk as fvck and they L/B's hook him, 10 minutes later hes knecking with one of em and the 3 take off, him thinking hes got the score of his life, bet he's not telling that story when he gets home..lol...
They go a long way to look like women, some even go for adams apple shaving, funny place thailand, you can have a laugh there, but you can get in trouble really fast, it happened to me a couple of times, the fight at the bus station, another time a guy tried to con me out of my cash, I ended up at some thai karaoke bar/ brothel in the middle of bangkok and had to make a hasty retreat, 2 girlys tried to pickpocket my wallet, another time I met a gorgeous chick from paris, we got drunk, she had valium with her and being pissed up I ended up taking 2, next thing ive got my hand in her panties sat at the resteraunt table, woke up in bed together naked? lol....
But if your looking for adventure id recomend it.