"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar, Galactica leads a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest. A shining planet known as Earth.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Giovanni Casanova:
There was a crazy guy on a street corner in Louisville last month that said the end of days will come January 1, 2008.

I have no reason to doubt him.

:D
Oh, no doubt! :woo:
 

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
You guys need to grow up.
You're the one who "believes in 2012" and WE need to grow up?


:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh god my sides hurt. :crackup:
 

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blah blah blah... another conspiracy or end of the world theory. I'll believe it when I see it.

That would be pretty awesome if we were saved by aliens though. I really hope there is more life out there. Watching all these sci-fi movies makes me yearn for some weird ****.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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flyinshark

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I don't know about you guys, but if there will ever be a spectacular "end of the world", i would like to be alive to see it. Just the idea of being there when the whole humanity ends... to be among the last ones on earth... seems cool, in a way.
 

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The only thing that will happen in 2012 is the London Olympics.
 

Create Reality

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Originally posted by seagull
The only thing that will happen in 2012 is the London Olympics.
And an american presidential election
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Create Reality
Nanotechnology is ALL brains. A man is used to using his hands to express his creations, but how can you build atomic structures with your fingers? As technological measurment equipment becomes more and more precise we can build finer working machines for us.
your on the right track except that nano technolgy is actuly the manipulation of atoms, to make tiny structures of a size of maybe sevral nano meters across, thats 0.000000001 meters this is achived through using electic charges to displace single atoms and is a simular concept to electrostatic machining.
 

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Nothing happened this year on 05/05/05.

Arh well... there's always 06/06/06.
 

Mr. Unique

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who knows, some of you guys might even be dead before 2012, all we can do is wait.
 
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