"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think we did ok with Chris Williams (OT) in the first. People keep saying that he plays a bit soft though, although I haven't seen any of his games. I'm happy with Matt Forte (RB) in the second, should pan out well.

What did you guys get up to today? Get excited over your team, or cringe over your teams drafting abilities ala Jets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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And hows Jake Long. The guy's 22 years old, 5 years $57 mil, $30 mil guaranteed. Unbelievable.
 
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Chris Williams is an absolute disaster of a pick w/ Branden Albert on the board.

Although, it could be worse.. The odds of Otah being a bust are set at: 85%.
 
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darren mcfadden to the raiders...thatd be pretty awesome if him and russel lived up to expectations
 
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