"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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dasein

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Holy sh-t. Symbolic truth post of the century. Remember guys, don't ever put anything -into- a vagina that you can't get -out of- a vagina just as easily and quickly, including money, time, emotions, thought etc. If that sounds crass, know that -they-, not -we- dictated it be that way. The minute you start putting anything other than a penis into a vagina, you risk ending up like that schmuck in the link, LOL.
 

Bible_Belt

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I'm thinking attractive nuisance. Your honor, my client had no real choice. He was lured into this vagina, and this vagina deserves to pay.
 
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