"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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2 week push up challenge...

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lmfao I went to bed 'cos I got bored of this sh1t, I thought he'd finally realised he was retarded but no! awesome thread this...


btw whoever posted the Guido + Luigi cartoon, cheers! I used to love those cartoons but I totally forgot about them!


hey confusion I've got a new workout for you...

take a hammer and hit yourself with it, do this 400 times as hard as you can - it really builds up your head muscles...works your forearms and biceps too, you should see good gains :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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skeeloo said:
dude it will make you grow. im proof dawg.
you'd have to look like an auschwitz surviver to grow from sets of 400 press ups
 

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howardalex said:
you'd have to look like an auschwitz surviver to grow from sets of 400 press ups
It's an alright cardio routine, kinda slow though. I've been on the routine for four days now and I still haven't felt a single burn. I was better off in the gym.

I do love this thread though, organziedconfusion is being a real jackass. I want to hear his comebacks some more they are so lame they're funny.
 

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howardalex said:
you'd have to look like an auschwitz surviver to grow from sets of 400 press ups
no i bascially do about 800 in 25 mins 5 times a week. add whey protein to that and you wont need a gym really. the only disadvantge i find in gyms is sharing and people wasting yourtime. not to talk of the expense. travelling and membership.i lift 2 sag bags with bricks in them for a shoulder workout i also hate when guys at gyms try to compete with you tryingto be stronger especially if a girls around. changing rooms stink.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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skeeloo said:
no i bascially do about 800 in 25 mins 5 times a week. add whey protein to that and you wont need a gym really. the only disadvantge i find in gyms is sharing and people wasting yourtime. not to talk of the expense. travelling and membership.i lift 2 sag bags with bricks in them for a shoulder workout i also hate when guys at gyms try to compete with you tryingto be stronger especially if a girls around. changing rooms stink.
You sound kinda anti-social. Do you need to feel like guys are competing with you? No, but you should, its healthy, try using your words to win over the women instead of your muscles when you're in the gym.

Training at home is okay, but you won't get the full benefits of the motivation from the gym. You also won't recieve any feedback from your workouts.

For one, if you went to a gym and explained either organizeds' or your 800 pushups routine to a person in the gym and told them they were wasting their time you may just get a good lesson. Unless of course your entire workout regimen and your goals are endurance centered. If you are aiming for any strength, or balance than you've got to switch up your routine once and a while.
 

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Well push ups are certainly useful. Being stuck for months at ~210lbs Bp, I managed around 260lbs after ~6 weeks of frequent push ups. Oh and I lost a few lbs during the time. Try it, works like magic.
 
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