Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i was like that, and people do get tired/annoyed of it, especialy as you start trying to hard and evntualy end up not being funny and end up insulting people accidently yet frequently! keep a close tab on what your doing and make sure you do ot anoy people!
 
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Answer to Question 1

Dont Give a ****

Answer to Question 2

See Answer 1
 
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1. dont do it constantly, you will become annoying....

2. i havnt found a time when it was a bad sign...

3. read the bible before you leave stupid AFC questions like this... i have to say this so much its turnin into my fvckn slogan
 
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|..Road To Perfection..|
1. Joke Like 3/4 Of The Time But Show You Can Be Serious At Some Points You Dont Want Her To Think Your Just A Big Goof...

2. Good Sign?..Yeah I Guess..But Eventually She'll Get Sick Of It..


3. Thank You For Your Slogan Osiris..:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by dynokid
hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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1) as long as it's clever-funny and not goofy or weird-funny, then it's good.

2) yes. plus if she slaps you, you can spank her in retaliation :D

not too hard, just let her know you mean it ;)
 
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Originally posted by dynokid
hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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1. Sometimes. Just don't overdo it.

2. Always....unless it's followed by a swift kick in the balls or shins. :p
 
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