"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i was like that, and people do get tired/annoyed of it, especialy as you start trying to hard and evntualy end up not being funny and end up insulting people accidently yet frequently! keep a close tab on what your doing and make sure you do ot anoy people!
 
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Answer to Question 1

Dont Give a ****

Answer to Question 2

See Answer 1
 
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1. dont do it constantly, you will become annoying....

2. i havnt found a time when it was a bad sign...

3. read the bible before you leave stupid AFC questions like this... i have to say this so much its turnin into my fvckn slogan
 
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|..Road To Perfection..|
1. Joke Like 3/4 Of The Time But Show You Can Be Serious At Some Points You Dont Want Her To Think Your Just A Big Goof...

2. Good Sign?..Yeah I Guess..But Eventually She'll Get Sick Of It..


3. Thank You For Your Slogan Osiris..:D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by dynokid
hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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1) as long as it's clever-funny and not goofy or weird-funny, then it's good.

2) yes. plus if she slaps you, you can spank her in retaliation :D

not too hard, just let her know you mean it ;)
 
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Originally posted by dynokid
hey, got 2 questions for ye......

1.is it possible to be to funny?! i mean if your constantly making the girl laugh is it still a good sign?

2. Is it always a good sign when a girl slaps you or calls you a jerk jokingly when you joke with her.
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1. Sometimes. Just don't overdo it.

2. Always....unless it's followed by a swift kick in the balls or shins. :p
 
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