"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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2 police officers arrested for robbing 7/11 store!

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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From what I've read, something like 90% of bank robbers get away. But the typical amount stolen is very small, like a thousand bucks or so.

There was a guy out west who robbed a ton of banks for years. He had a van with a dirt bike in the back. He'd park in the woods, ride off road to the bank to rob it. He had a gimmick where he would scream and then jump on top of a counter. It made witnesses unable to describe his height. He eventually got caught when some kids stumbled across a vent pipe to one of his underground bunkers where he hid his cash.

My law school graduated a convicted bank robber. And the Illinois bar admitted him. It was about ten years since his last robbery when he applied to law school.
 

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Here in Japan cops are usually busted for stealing underwear off clotheslines or taking sneaky upskirt photos of high school girls on escalators.
 

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Danger said:
What did they do? They would show up once a year in the region and target six or seven different banks. They would use the checking account for two months before making a large deposit with a bad check, only to take the cash on the morning of the fifth business day before the check was returned by the Regional Fed Reserve bank as fraudulent.

They would then leave the area with close to $50,000 tax free, presumably to hit another region of the country.

Never made the news, and would disappear into nothing when reported to the police. All because by law the money had to be available on the fifth day and the process for determining if it was a bad check took longer than the five days.
That's interesting. They just withdrew the $50,000 in cash and the bank had to comply? It would be very tempting to a criminal as it sounds like profiting from a "perfect" crime, won't get caught and no one gets harmed but the banks.

That reminds me of someone I knew who received a refund/rebate check in the mail for a little over $50,000 from Target. It probably was only suppose to be for $5 or so. The person didn't do anything wrong and was hard up for money so they deposited the check in their bank account. I'm not sure what the Bank and and Target were doing behind the scenes, but I know the bank cleared the check after a couple or three days and then quickly within a another day took the money back out of the account and I assume refunded Target. And the person was never contacted by anyone. I'm not even sure if the bank really had a right to take the money back out of the account?? It was a legitimate check just the amount was wrong. If the person had withdrawn all of the money out of their bank account they could've kept it and Target would had to sue to get any of it back.
 

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Just a fyi: They aren't police officers, they are correction officers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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