"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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2 minute Chinese noodles???? let me have them

ShyRyder

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Ok here is what I do, I make the noodles which are so convenient. I also have a can of chick peas and a can of corn. I add maybe ¼ of each can and then I have myself a meal.
I like it so much but I can’t help but feel guilty because even though the noodles say wheat flour it still seems heavily processed. Also I have no idea what’s in the seasoning packages.

In terms of bulking one noodle pack a day is ok or it has too go? Or maybe I’m just paranoid and its ok all together
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Eat a can of tuna instead over some lettuce. Takes the same amount of time to prepare. All thats in those noodles is sodium and crap you already get in the rest of your meals. They have no nutritional value.
 

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Originally posted by KillaPetehog
I agree completely....although I tend to add veggies to my meals.
I wasnt sure if he had time for some stringbeans added in. :D

Buy some spices too. Tuna gets old after a while and some lemon pepper or hot sauce is needed to make it go down the hatch.
 

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Yah I knew they couldn’t be good for me and I wasn’t eating them to bulk just because I like them. When you looking forward to instant noodles your diet aint too taste friendly. I’ll cut the noddles now that I know what’s in them.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dirtyvibe

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i eat the noodles a lot. i mean they wouldnt do anything to me but would they actually hurtm e?
 

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If ya gonna eat noodles stay away from those instant ones. Go for the egg noodles. You get some protein from that, Duh.
 
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