"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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2 minute Chinese noodles???? let me have them

ShyRyder

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Ok here is what I do, I make the noodles which are so convenient. I also have a can of chick peas and a can of corn. I add maybe ¼ of each can and then I have myself a meal.
I like it so much but I can’t help but feel guilty because even though the noodles say wheat flour it still seems heavily processed. Also I have no idea what’s in the seasoning packages.

In terms of bulking one noodle pack a day is ok or it has too go? Or maybe I’m just paranoid and its ok all together
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Eat a can of tuna instead over some lettuce. Takes the same amount of time to prepare. All thats in those noodles is sodium and crap you already get in the rest of your meals. They have no nutritional value.
 

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Originally posted by KillaPetehog
I agree completely....although I tend to add veggies to my meals.
I wasnt sure if he had time for some stringbeans added in. :D

Buy some spices too. Tuna gets old after a while and some lemon pepper or hot sauce is needed to make it go down the hatch.
 

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Yah I knew they couldn’t be good for me and I wasn’t eating them to bulk just because I like them. When you looking forward to instant noodles your diet aint too taste friendly. I’ll cut the noddles now that I know what’s in them.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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i eat the noodles a lot. i mean they wouldnt do anything to me but would they actually hurtm e?
 

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If ya gonna eat noodles stay away from those instant ones. Go for the egg noodles. You get some protein from that, Duh.
 
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