"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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2 Minute Anniversary

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My good buddy, Megatron, came up with this one but I thought I’d share it with you all since it works every time and it’s pretty damn money.

You’re in a bar and you see a little cutie you want to talk to and all that so you approach her. You start doing your thing or however you run your “game” and about two minutes into the conversation you just stop everything and say to her, “What you don’t remember? No gift? No card? No nothing?! After all we’ve been through?!”

Of course the girl’s going to look a bit confused and ask you what you’re talking about and then that’s when you say, “It’s our two minute anniversary…I can’t believe you forgot, I do have feelings y’know.”

Whenever the girl tries to speak up after telling her you have feelings you tell her, “It’s okay, everything is fine because you give the best hugs.” That’s when you get a nice little squeeze from her and while you’re there point to your cheek for a kiss and you’re in.

That’s the 2 Minute Anniversary.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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