"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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original_prankster

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so theres 2 girls i can go for. 1 i had 1 date with and now she just wanted to be friends, and she went back to her old boyfriend, but he cheated on her, lol, and now he's really being the biggest ass, and hurting her feelings a lot.

the other is a friend of mine who i asked out using the hangman method, but she sed not at the moment.

can any of you guys out there tell me how to use the ****y and funny methods to attract them both, and examples of the things to say? cuz i understand the concept of c & f, but i dont know the things to say. i can be ****y and i can be funny, but i dont really know how to combine the 2. thanks dudes
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C&F just takes practice. We could give you all kinds of examples, but C&F is really situational; spur of the moment.

It's up to you. Check out some stuff on the net about comedy, it helps.
 
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