"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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2 girls, 1 cup. Sorry, meant guy.

int3l

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So here i am with a good kind of problem, i just don't want to fvck it up. There are 2 girls, who happen to also be friends with each other, who also happen to both like me. I'm looking for a relationship so i'd like to ask one of them out. It's just... how do i do this in the most don juan way possible? knowing me i'd just take one of them out to a quiet/decent place and just ask her if she was interested in going out with me.

Thing is all of them were at this 'party,' and girl A kind of got a little drunk but there was all this hype for me to ask her out but i kind of just said 'no comment,' in retrospect it seems pretty stupid but i just don't like asking serious questions like that over alcohol. Girl B happened to also be there and kept looking at me and all that other crap.

Anyway i'd really appreciate any tips/help in how i can use this situation to my advantage without fcking it up. Thanks
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I read just the first line of this thread . I have a great advice .:p

Go out with both of them , have fun , make them laugh etc . Get them drunk a little bit . Than tell them you're going to show them something on your home ( no matter if it is book or CD or video or something on computer ) .

When you get to youre home , tell them you learned great massage tips on internet . Start massaging each other , than start making out with one of them , than with other , than make they kiss each other . Than lead it to threesome :D .

Than , after you do this , come back here and thank me :p:D . Have fun
 

int3l

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@Daddy The Pimp- Hey, as much fun as that would be i don't think it'd go down that well seeing as how i'm not exactly living alone. I'll give it a shot once i'm living alone and happen to find myself in a similiar situation, lol.

@Rhoto i'm 19 this year.. haha

anyway i'd really appreciate some tips/anything
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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