"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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2 at once?

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Ok, how do you orchestrate getting with two girls at once?

One time I was visiting this girl at her college, that night we came back to her dorm and she was kinda drunk and her roommate was kinda drunk too… they started making out hardcore in her bed with me standing there, the roommate was like in her bra and panties… so I have no idea what to do in this situation because they made like no action to invite me to join… and they might take it a bad way if I just jump in.. you know? So I just sit next these girls on the bed and watch… which was fun… but what should I have done to get with both of them?

And how would you do this if you’re just at like a party or somin and you have two girls who are friends like that are flirting with you and stuff? I mean I guess they have to hint at it or somin, you cant just assume can you?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When you are experienced enough and you have applied your trade ie. Don Juanism than you will KNOW how to get 2 girls at once. Once you have mastered getting 1 girl everytime you go out, you will have the ability after some time to get 2 at once.
 
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Now I can safely say that I've heard it all. You were invited to her dorm room, she and her ladyfriend start playing, and you just stood there??

Baliff... whack his peepee.
 
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Girls like to make out sometimes... it doesnt mean they want a 3 way...
 
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please, after you're independant and working dating two girls at the same time is no big deal. This is also concidering you live in a well populated area where it's hard for you to be found or spotted by mutual friends of either girl.

But after you get over that hurddle then you should be able to go out with as many ladies as you like without them knowing.

Another way to do it is to just tell them that you're not sure you're ready for a one on one relatioship and that you're seeing other people but haven't really made up your mind about where you want to be. It may sound lame but I've told a few girls I was dating that exact same line and they were fine with it, as long as I was honest with them and while we were out I focused only on them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Spacebar
Girls like to make out sometimes... it doesnt mean they want a 3 way...
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And a lot of girls like to have three ways... it dident meant they didnt want one!!!

Optimicism or pacimism the choice is up to you.
 
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