1st she blowed my phone up now she wanna go out (parents out of town!)

[Plain & Simple]

haaaaaaaa!! Well let me make this brief right, first off this girl got a man but its ovbious she gives 2 fuks about him since she wanna go out with me.

This girl blowed my phone up for like 3 days straight, i didnt pick up once, so yesterday i decided to call her before she gives up on me and stops calling, she said "Oh now you now me" etc... i made a "phone upgrade excuse (lol her dumbass believed me too....how the fuk do u upgrade a phone think about it) and she said she would call me back cause she was busy.

Well this moorning she called me , asking me right away what im doing on sunday, i said i was gonna go to south beach (Memorial day weekend baby!!!) then she said oh....but you know me, i asked her why what u had in mind, she said nothing with a shy sound so i just said what u wanted to go out or something? then she told me "yeah, cause my parents out of town" hahaaBINGOOOO i already know she wanna fuk, i didnt even ask for all that info, but by her saying that her parents outta town, what else could she be thinking of other than her wanting me to go over her place:woo: .

What yall think of this.....i know if i get in that house the rest is history.


FEEL ME?!

 

[Plain & Simple]

i swear i get ignored around here

 

[Plain & Simple]

Originally posted by Plain & Simple
i swear i get ignored around here

lol like i said


but im reuping since tomorrow is the day and i would like some tips

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I'll give you some attention!

Check for sores on her body to make sure you won't get herpes or other shyt - make sure you wear rubber gloves, rather wear a full body diver suit because I know you'll be swimming in that shyt!!

Don't lick her cvnt because a pimp two hours before you spilled his germ seed in her hole! In fact don't even kiss her because she probably has sperm in her mouth!

So wear a fulll body suit w/ rubber gloves and don't kiss her or do any licking! Let's see what else, hmmmmmmmm oh of course wrap your penis in a sheath and after you pimp the hor don't tell her you love her!

 

[Plain & Simple]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
I'll give you some attention!

Check for sores on her body to make sure you won't get herpes or other shyt - make sure you wear rubber gloves, rather wear a full body diver suit because I know you'll be swimming in that shyt!!

Don't lick her cvnt because a pimp two hours before you spilled his germ seed in her hole! In fact don't even kiss her because she probably has sperm in her mouth!

So wear a fulll body suit w/ rubber gloves and don't kiss her or do any licking! Let's see what else, hmmmmmmmm oh of course wrap your penis in a sheath and after you pimp the hor don't tell her you love her!

lol although very true.

Ill take that as "she wants to fuk" " you are gonna fuk" "why would she tell u that her parents outta town if she doesnt want you to come over and im sure its not ti stare at each others eyes..."haha

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Where is her other pimp - and is he going to be there watching? Or is he going to surprise the both you and do a "Jason" (from friday the 13th) and kill both of you while you are humping each other?

 

[Plain & Simple]

her other pimp i could careless where he is, as long as its not with us, obviously hes not much of a pimp if she trynna fuk with me.

I'll video tape the whole date, and the afterdate and show him how a real pimp gets down with her own woman

 

[Plain & Simple]

but dang first i hope i get in the house....

lol reminds me of mtv's wanna come in, lol now im in that situation, thats why im asking for tips/advice in "how to get in"

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

plain and simple, you don't get it do you? what PRL is trying to tell you is to stay away from this slut and stay away from girls that already got a man, they are hors!

oh well I guess you are the kind of guy that likes sloppy leftovers yuk! I guess you like putting your tongue down girls throats that drank 4 ouncez of her boyfriend's children!

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
[BCheck for sores on her body to make sure you won't get herpes or other shyt - make sure you wear rubber gloves, rather wear a full body diver suit because I know you'll be swimming in that shyt!![/B]

Even tho my stay on this board has been short, i still have seen quiet a few bitter peope post on here. BUT NO BODY BEATS THIS GUY.