"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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18 year old at work

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Hi....i work with about fifty people and I think one of the 18 year olds at work likes me. I am 35 yrs old but look 28. I am attracted to her but I know it isnt socially acceptable to go after her due to the age difference. I told myself I can say hi....talk to her in passing or talk to her if we r in same area....
I also told myself not to go out of my way to talk to her or to friend request her on fb.
My philosophy is to let her be the aggressor in order to avoid me looking like a "creep".

What do u guys think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

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I suggest to set our swords free and be ready to throw a spell cause a troll is approaching...
 

Naughty Ninja

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yellowstoneman2012 said:
Hi....i work with about fifty people and I think one of the 18 year olds at work likes me. I am 35 yrs old but look 28. I am attracted to her but I know it isnt socially acceptable to go after her due to the age difference. I told myself I can say hi....talk to her in passing or talk to her if we r in same area....
I also told myself not to go out of my way to talk to her or to friend request her on fb.
My philosophy is to let her be the aggressor in order to avoid me looking like a "creep".

What do u guys think?

I think you've come to the right place! There are loads of DJs here 35 and up (who all look mid twenties) that pull countless hot 18 year olds on a regular basis.

If perhaps said 18 year old was at work for bring your daughter to work day, you could try shmoozing with her parent(s) to weasel your way into her panties. Keep it Alpha yo.


May I suggest you break into your best Milton Waddams impression to give her teh LULZ?: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
 
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Thanks. We dont do same job but she is in my building

Just an fyi...this is my career...not some job I dont care about...i know I cant get in trouble legally but I would be hated probably
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Don't shiit where you eat. There are billions of women in the world, go bang one of them.
 
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It's very possible she's into older guys.....ask her out for a drink after work.....what's the worst that can happen? That said if she's 18 well.....hmmmm....18yo girls can be quite erratic and have trouble keeping their mouths shut. There's no telling what sort of shight she may pull if she becomes obsessed with you and you don't want her any more.
 

Love's Orphan

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I have two 18 y/o coworkers. They are both friends. One of them had princess syndrome. One day, I told her she was mean and to this day she helps me with everything just to prove she is nice. Both of them are receptive to kino. They both initiate kino. They stand too close. they both tell me the other one likes me. The whole idea of not shïtting where i eat is making me a challenge, like i suspected. And to add to the inability to make a move without risking my job, the place has cameras.
 

Poonani Maker

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I am 80% certain to fvck a 19 yr old Saturday. Her 20 yr old friend, who I haven't fvcked (yet), is who I met her through. I fvcked one of her other 19 yr old friends a couple of weeks ago. It bothers me a little that I haven't fvcked this 20 yr old nerd who has all these hot girlfriends (who are dumber) that I meet through her. I will one day fvck her too. She is every bit as hot (I'd say above all of her friends that I've met through her), but she still thinks she's too good for me. I've tried to get something going with her, but she always fizzles out on our plans, even when I've got gossip for her about what her girlfriend (I fvcked) said about her behind her back (not good). She still avoids me in a sexual way. I can't thank her enough, though, for introducing me to all her friends. None of them work related, but through friends of friends. This is how I became so trusted in the first place, but if they'd ran into me without my friends, then they'd not be so trusting, I'd imagine. It doesn't matter to her that I've fvcked one of her friends, and will likely fvck another this Saturday. She may even know the details. Women can be pretty graphic. Don't think she's jealous, because she won't go out with me. But the more and more of her friends I fvck, hopefully, the more and more wind of that, she'll Maybe start coming around, and I'll finally get to fvck her too. She's the best looking so far.
 
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Thanks for the info. I think the main reason I am attracted to her is because she told a co worker I was good looking.

Now when a cute eighteen year old with a tight body still says u are attractive in her eyes at thirty five...it is a HUGE Ego boost.

If it were a 28 year old that said this it would not be as powerful. Anyway I cant get this girl out of my head. I guess it is because I have zero prospects at the moment.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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