"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jokerlsk

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Okay, so my dad is making me hit the gym with him this summer, but he wants me to do pushups. No one has even really taught me how to do a pushup though. I mean, i can do like 5 then I'm already spent. How do I do a pushup properly?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MrS

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lie on your stomach all flat out
lean ony our palms about shoulder width
extend them till fully extended
get on your toes at the other end
keep your torso tight and in line with your ass and legs and back
press up and down staying tight, with your arms
 

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everyone starts at fewer than a dozen at some point in their life, unless they managed to avoid them entirely while putting up big bench press numbers (and even that translates into fewer push-ups than you might guess). the way to get better is to do them every other day, or every day, and always try to do at least one more than the day before.
 

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Do them controlled as well, you don't get much out of doing pushups, but might as well maximize what you can.

2 seconds up, 4 seconds down. When you're doing the "up" part of the pushup, a nice controlled 2 seconds is good. Control the "down" part so it takes you a good 4 seconds to come down.

Keep doing pushups like that, as Throttle said, 1 more than the day before is always good.

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If I were you, I'd set a repetitions goal as well, for instance, if your goal is to do 15 pushups. Do 15, then once you get to 15, put some weight on your back and go for 15 again. A bag of rice or something that weights 5-10lbs is a good start.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you're having problems do the girly pushups (on your knees) until you build up the needed strength and endurance.

Then you can move to regular pushups, then to one arm, then to weighed... etc.
 
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