"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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15 year old girl has unprotected sex all the time, wants baby, has fastest mouth ever

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Listening to her bvtch makes my ears bleed. the bad thing isn't that she's had sex a million times unprotected (her claim? it's her body she can do what she wants), just the way she backs it up is like a bullet to my head.

The funniest thing about this video is that her mother is more worried about her daughter's reputation than all the REAL problems (STDs, future(she says she wants to drop out of school to be a prostitute), STDs, physical dangers( rape etc).

It just goes to show how much society has conditioned women to be anti slvts

i bet it's scripted
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Thats why you spank your kids.
 

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ummm... someone posted this exact same video... but youtube instead... like a months or two ago.
 

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Kev07 said:
...The funniest thing about this video is that her mother is more worried about her daughter's reputation than all the REAL problems (STDs, future(she says she wants to drop out of school to be a prostitute), STDs, physical dangers( rape etc)...
Parents tend to feel that their children's actions are a direct reflection of them.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ths video has been shown here before -- she is not bad or wrong for not having protection - she is bad and wrong for being a hor!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Ths video has been shown here before -- she is not bad or wrong for not having protection - she is bad and wrong for being a hor!!!
Wrong according to who(m)? The natural order of things? Who specifically made the rules for what's natural vs. what's unnatural?

Ive asked you these questions a few times before. Know that as long as they remain unanswered, it ultimately indicates that there are no moral or biological absolutes.
 

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azanon said:
Ive asked you these questions a few times before. Know that as long as they remain unanswered, it ultimately indicates that there are no moral or biological absolutes.

You should ask god for moral and biological absolutes. Placing Last Man Standing on a predistal is a wrong thing to do.

He's not answering because you're bagging for answers.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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djSlvt said:
You should ask god for moral and biological absolutes
Unfortunately (or fortunately, whichever the case may be), i lack the imagination necessary for communication with God. Which God, in particular, did you have in mind?*





*(disclaimer) this is a rhetorical question with an inherent point. You're not actually supposed to answer it.
 

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azanon said:
Unfortunately (or fortunately, whichever the case may be), i lack the imagination necessary for communication with God. Which God, in particular, did you have in mind?*





*(disclaimer) this is a rhetorical question with an inherent point. You're not actually supposed to answer it.
Quite the philosopher i see...nice.
 

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djSlvt said:
You should ask god for moral and biological absolutes. Placing Last Man Standing on a predistal is a wrong thing to do.

He's not answering because you're bagging for answers.
c'mon man. you're too old for imaginary friends
 
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c'mon man. you're too old for imaginary friends
:crackup: That's gotta be the funniest quote this month. I feel more bad about the "baby" she's going to have. That's what I call a nappy headed ho# :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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