"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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15 lessons in thai?

Desire

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The brother of my thai wife have some struggles with his gf. Does anybody know if pook's 15 lessons is translated in to thai, bc he do not read so good english.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That might be hard to find.

You could try to hire someone to translate it for you, but I would imagine that translating Pook's writings would be very difficult in terms of conveying his actual meaning. He is very idiosyncratic in his writing and he draws often upon literary classics.
 

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