100 hundred Reasons for not seeking advice off women

[Duff]

Ok, lets all contribute the reasons for not seeking advice from women.....................

I need some more reasons to explain to a couple of my mates who seem to be totally ignoring me when i tell them not to get advice from them.

1/They are women
2/They don't know what the fvuk they want in a man
3/Straight Women do not have experience pciking up women
4/The woman your seeking advice from may like you
5/Women THINK something will interest them but it will not


carry them on

 

[Umbra]

Ok, I'll play.

6/Women have ulterior motives in what they tell you. (i.e. "Sure, you should always pay for dates." = Women get more free rides.)
7/Women have self-images they must satisfy. They will tell you to act in ways that may match their self-image but not reality.
8/One woman's advice will be different from another woman's. (corollary to #2)
9/Why would you ask a woman, when you can ask an experienced, successful man?
10/The woman you ask will see this as a weakness. You aren't able to get women on your own, so you have to actually ask women how to get them. Pathetic.
11/The woman you ask may secretly DISLIKE you (auxiliary to #4 - premise: No advice is unbiased.)
12/If the advice is about a particular woman, the woman you ask may be friends with her or give advice in the interests of sparing another woman.
13/Women talk. What you ask about will spread around.
14/To quote a contemporary movie preview: "It's a bad idea. You know why? Because it's obviously a bad idea."

 

[marqZAL]

You can learn more from a good alpha female freind than most guys will know...why because they are often female players. Its like learning to play basketball from a PRO...If you get advice from prissy girl your fvcking your own ass...

 

[Umbra]

Ok, before this thread goes to sh*t on technicality, we all f*cking know that there are exceptions. Some women give good advice. Some women are players. Blah, blah, blah. I already see this thread going up in flame over nitpicking. Stick with the context and spirit of the thread. Duff meant, in general, why not take advice from the typical women you meet?

 

[Duff]

Yea that is true. I've yet to meet a propa alpha female.

 

[Demon]

Maybe it's just the way I behave around women/girls that merits mighty rewards from the good advice of females on other females. Most of the time, however, they usually respond to questions with, "I wouldn't know. I'm not her." That in itself is pretty solid advice. If you want to know about someone, you ask that person or someone who really knows them.

Women are not Star Trek's Borg. None of them think alike and there are no ultimate formulas to attracting women successfully. Women are just as men are but we tend to be more forceful (read aggressive) in our approaches.

This same post can apply to men as well:

1/They are men
2/They don't know what the fvuk they want in a woman
3/Straight men do not have experience picking up men
4/The man your seeking advice from may like you
5/Men THINK something will interest them but it will not
6/Men have ulterior motives in what they tell you. (i.e. "Sure, you should always pay for dates." = Men get more free rides.)
7/Men have self-images they must satisfy. They will tell you to act in ways that may match their self-image but not reality.
8/One man's advice will be different from another man's. (corollary to #2)
9/Why would you ask a man, when you can ask an experienced, successful woman?
10/The man you ask will see this as a weakness. You aren't able to get men on your own, so you have to actually ask men how to get them. Pathetic.
11/The man you ask may secretly DISLIKE you (auxiliary to #4 - premise: No advice is unbiased.)
12/If the advice is about a particular man, the man you ask may be friends with her or give advice in the interests of sparing another man.
13/Men talk. What you ask about will spread around.
14/To quote a contemporary movie preview: "It's a bad idea. You know why? Because it's obviously a bad idea."

Before you get caught up in downplaying technicalities, all 14 reasons above can apply to men. I can imagine them being posted at badgirlswirl.com. I've watched all of these enough to know the above 14 to be true as well.

The underlying theme of such reasons as these is naturally sexist. Take notice to reason #1.

You can learn more from books than you will ever learn from the average American... that's for sure.

 

[Umbra]

Another goddamn technicality. The fact that it's probably not a good idea for men to get advice from the average woman DOES NOT INVALIDATE the fact that it's probably not a good idea for women to get advice from the average man. Once again, we stray from the spirit of the thread. Sorry, Duff. With this group of guys, sticking to the point is pretty much impossible.

 

[Demon]

If we're to ignore technicalities, the point of this thread is to infect others with extremely sexist behavioral thought.

Ignoring technicalities is a product of IGNORANCE!

"War does not exist on Earth."
Is that a true statement? Does it ignore the fact that much of the world is in shambles and the fact that war is a constant? No, yes, and yes.

You're right. This group of guys can't ignore technicalities because they're intelligent not ignorant or stupid. I'm sorry if that disappoints you, but I'm sure most of us would prefer not to be at your level.

 

[Duff]

Hmmmm the edit button is great

 

[Umbra]

You f*cking idiot. You have no idea who you're talking to and what you're talking about. Your ignorance of my intelligence and your accusation of its absence demonstrates a sickening hypocrisy. And your example of what a technicality is proves that you have no real idea of what the word means. Arguing with you is pointless.

 

[marqZAL]

Alright fight nice ladies!


You shouldnt listen to the advice of most women. And I agree you should'nt. This is a what I thought was in the bible over and over again..

Regarding techincalities, the truth is that selecting which women you acept advice from is what makes the advice worthwhile or not.

One thing I want to say its better to see what women will put up with, and take that as gospel and FVCKING forget what they say most of the time.

 

[Mukester]

Back on course!

/15 They alway think men should be 'nice guys and not jerks'
/16 They don't even know what they want half the time
/17 They come with lines like "be yourself" and "its whats on the inside that counts"
/18 They may use what youve told them against you...at a later date
/19 There'll be one more woman out there who thinks your an AFC
/20 They b*tch if you criticise their advice
/21 They don't relate to the realistic differences of approach needed for a '5' and a 'HB-9.5' pickup
/22 Deep down they all want a guy who'll commit to a LTR
/23 They don't know and cant understand what the offside rule is in soccer...
/24 After they dished out their two cent's worth they want you to stay around so they can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men (jerks) in their life.
/25 Most of them (>70%) think chocolate is actually better than sex- what sort of grounding is this for your DJ goals, Mr. Nestle?

-Quarter of the way so far!

umm...

 

[trajhenkhet]

/26 what they want is usually not what they desire.

 

[-Zero_h0uR-]

/27 They like projects. (i.e. turning the bad boy into a nice guy)
/28 Once successful, the newly formed nice guy "doesn't do it for her anymore," and the relationship "just isn't what it used to be."
/29 They'd rather talk about themselves anyways.
/30 They're women... (repeat, but oh so true.)

-- Zero-

 

[Duff]

/17 They come with lines like "be yourself" and "its whats on the inside that counts"


I had to repeat this because i've heard this been said to one friend of mine who is really kind guy, he is getting know where with women. He is a complete failure, just has aload of hot friends

 

[Duff]

We need to get to 100 hundred. DO NOT FAIL THE POST!

 

[Bill]

/31 They may see that you need advice and give you totally false advice, just to see you crash and burn.
/32 They may help you in order to meet/talk to/date this one girl, and afterwards turn into a total b!tch for not talking to them anymore, then spreading rumors about you and scaring off the newly met HB.
Peace.

 

[Ubermensch]

This one trumps all others

33. Attraction is not a choice, as David d'Angelo so accurately puts it. It's not an analytical process, so the analytical advice falls short of the mark.

 

[Duff]

Only 67 to go

 

[Quick]

34. They don't really know why a guy got them. If they really thought about it, a site like this would be useless. Most of it goes on subconsciously, and that's why it can be manipulated.

35. If a girl is aware enough to know what really wins her over, she's not going to just tell a guy what her keys are.

36. They are conditioned to think of attraction and love like a fairy tale. That's why they keep giving the same untrue slogans, even when it contradicts their experience. They can't stop thinking in terms of princes and princesses. They speak in romanticized ideals of how it should be, instead of how it is.

37. Society still reinforces the belief that if a woman has the same kind of sexual nature that a man has, she is a prostitute. Most women are too scared of labels to be honest about the way they think. They even lie to themselves.

38. Plenty of women will still say with a straight face that size doesn't matter. Is your source trustworthy?

39. They watch romance movies and think that they are even remotely related to reality. "Maid in Manhattan" made over $100 million and was number 1 for several weeks in a row. Enough said.

40. They say things like "money doesn't matter" and "looks don't matter".

41. They pass out and go into screaming fits when they see a celebrity and call random celebrities "my husband". What do they know about reality.

Note: Maybe you should stop at 50. The reasons get repetitive. And yes, it's true that your average guy is also a bad source of advice. Most women are scared to say or are in denial. Most guys just have no idea.