100 hundred Reasons for not seeking advice off women

[Survivor]

IMO, the only reason that has any validity to it is #10.

Let us not forget that some of the best advice on this forum have come from female posters. I'd like to think that they gave good advice because they believed that some of us were man enough to accept it. (The fact that they hide behind a computer helps too, but you get the idea.)

I believe most women will put away the "sugar and spice" facad if they sense from you that you're asking just out of curiosity and not out of some groveling, clueless desperation.

For what its worth, my $0.02.

 

[Mukester]

More reasons why not to seek a woman's advice in a man's world....this is how they pretty shape up...

42. they dont know anything about a car except its colour

43. they cant even park a car

44. they cant throw

45. they cant run

43. they cant go 24 hours without sending a text message

47. they cant/dont fart

48. they cant read a map

49. they cant resist Ikea

50. they cant sit still

51. they cant eat a kebab whilst walking

52. they cant/wont try to pee out of a train window

53. they cant argue without shouting

54. they cant understand fruit/slot machines

55. they cant walk past a shoe shop

56. they cant make a decent bacon sandwich

57. they cant not comment on a strangers clothes

58. they cant use small amounts of toilet paper

59. they cant drink a pint gracefully

60. they cant/wont get a round in

61. they cant throw a punch

62. they cant do magic (wooo!)

63. they cant eat a really hot curry

64. they cant get to the point

65. they cant buy plain envelopes

66. they cant take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

67. they wont sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

68. they cant even go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

69. they cant assemble furniture

70. they cant roll a bogey/booger between finger and thumb

71. they cant set a video recorder

72. they cant watch a war film

73. they cant understand why flirting results in violence

74. they cant spend a day by themselves

75. they cant even go to the toilet by themselves

76. they wont buy a purse that fits in their pocket

77. they cant choose a video quickly

78. they cant get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the 78 above so far!

 

[The Time Machine]

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