"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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10 times impossible?

whatdude

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Me and my girl plan on having sex about 10 times in 1 day, is this impossible? I want to know what I can do to make this possible... HELP!! Oh, and I dont wany any stupid responses either, I'm serious about this.

Later pimps
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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foomee

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if you want to you can..
it might hurt her, as well as you.
do it every 2 hours..
cos i try twice an hour sometimes, and she can't feel anything cos it's too wet down there, and it also starts hurting her.
 

whatdude

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I realize it would clearly hurt her a little ... but how could it hurt me?

And would it be serious?

Thanks...
 
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