"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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danielzxc

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On the subject of the "ugly" pic you posted, she's very pretty. Really have a look, a good look. The girl in that photo is stunning, and badly captured.
You're right man, there are definitely nice features there. I guess it's cos it looks so unlike Eva Longoria -- when you have been already told that the pic is of her -- that you get the first impression she's not that hot.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bigjohnson

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danielzxc... cos it looks so unlike Eva Longoria -- when you have been already told that the pic is of her -- that you get the first impression she's not that hot.[/QUOTE said:
I think you're 100% on there. At first I was surprised, but after I REALLY looked at it, whoever that is, she's a cutie.
 
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