"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SW15

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Agreed. Millennials buy pets instead of having children. I still blame women. Every single woman I know buys an SUV. Makes no fvcking sense.
I blame women too. Women are more pet crazed than men. Single women tend to own more pets than single men. Single women are buying the SUVs for the pets.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I don't like SUVs in general. SUVs have gained popularity in recent times because they are more dog friendly than sedans. It's easier to put a dog in a Toyota Rav4 or Highlander than a Toyota Camry. The Millennial generation has been the biggest pet owning generation ever.

Sedans used to be considered the practical choice for a wide audience. I still like the basic sedan as an option but dog owners, often women, must have their SUVs.
Actually, suvs are a favorite of fat asses. #1 I hate them.
 
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