"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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#1 rule of bizz'nezz workz 4 women 2..

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Da #1 rule of bizz'nezz iz: "Dont worry about da people who wont buy ur product, only worry about da 1'z who will"

When thinking about women itz da same thing..stop worrying about da girlz who wont like whatever style U decide 2 uze in life..find out da way dat workz 4 u..which is nothing more then da 1 u r comfortable with..which iz who U really r az a perzon..den become da bezt U, U can possibly B..then go after 'all' da women 'U' want az well az watching 4 da 1'z dat r attracted 2 U..some will like U, some wont..thiz iz an ultimate reality..but da only 1'z u need 2 concern urself with r da 1'z dat do..
Life iz simple keep it simple..
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stop writing like this please, its annoying and I dont know what on earth your on about!
 
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I understand, it's great advice.

He's saying the first rule of business is sell to your customers.

Worry about the customers who buy from you, not the people who don't.

Doggystyle, he won't give a sh!t about you. Serious, he's selling to people who care, and can take the extra 1/100 of a second to make the sounds of what he types in their heads. uze, is use. U is you. Iz is is. 1'z is ones. Az is as. It's not hard, most retards could read the stuff. You could take a lesson and accept his style, work your brain to be more tolerant... perfect grammar is not a must, it sure helps, but a perfectionist is a mark of a person who overanalyzes and looks at the empty half of the glass.

LOL, in retrospect, this is an ironic post.
 

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Stackthestyles said:
I understand, it's great advice.

He's saying the first rule of business is sell to your customers.

Worry about the customers who buy from you, not the people who don't.

Doggystyle, he won't give a sh!t about you. Serious, he's selling to people who care, and can take the extra 1/100 of a second to make the sounds of what he types in their heads. uze, is use. U is you. Iz is is. 1'z is ones. Az is as. It's not hard, most retards could read the stuff. You could take a lesson and accept his style, work your brain to be more tolerant... perfect grammar is not a must, it sure helps, but a perfectionist is a mark of a person who overanalyzes and looks at the empty half of the glass.

LOL, in retrospect, this is an ironic post.
I agree, message board grammar/spelling police are 100 times more annoying than individuals that type in poor english.
 
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