"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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1 DAY POLL!! France or Italy

Who will win 2006 World Cup

  • Italy

    Votes: 14 51.9%
  • France

    Votes: 13 48.1%

  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i voted for france purely because i want them to win...jus as a tribute to zidanes greatness!!! though Italy are playing brillant stuff
 

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hot stuff said:
i voted for france purely because i want them to win...jus as a tribute to zidanes greatness!!! though Italy are playing brillant stuff

I'm sick of hearing Zidane's name...he hasn't even done that much.

I was rooting for Germany, but since they're out, go Italy.
 

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TyTe`EyEs said:
I'm sick of hearing Zidane's name...he hasn't even done that much.

I was rooting for Germany, but since they're out, go Italy.


i hope you are joking!!!He is the best footballer of this generation and possibly of all time!! IMHO he has been player of the tournament
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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what kind of question is this?

Italy of course. Dammit, what a BRILLIANT victory against Germany!


BTW, France's coach is a FAG.

And I'm still with Portugal to be the 3rd!
 

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Definately Italy and the 3rd place game should be interesting as well. But everyone knows the Argentina should win :)
 

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Anyone who bets against France is insane IMO....Zidane will break in Figo's *******
 

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hot stuff said:
and possibly of all time!!
What about Pelé, Maradona, Di Stefano, Van Basten, Platini, Beckenbauer, Baggio, Garrincha, Riva, etc...?



djbr said:
BTW, France's coach is a FAG.
Doesn't he look exactly like Richard Gere?!



thefonz said:
Anyone who bets against France is insane IMO....Zidane will break in Figo's *******
Are you aware that France will play against Italy, not Portugal?
 

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My spidy sense is saying Italy, although France did beat Brazil, and I have no idea how that happened.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Italy
 

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djbr said:
BTW, France's coach is a FAG.
well uh. he's french.

but yeah italy is gonna take it. i'm american so i'm pretty much the authority on all things soccer, its basically our national sport duh.
 

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dannowillbookem said:
well uh. he's french.

but yeah italy is gonna take it. i'm american so i'm pretty much the authority on all things soccer, its basically our national sport duh.
Haha, America = football
Canada = hockey (yeah biatches)
Everywhere else = Soccer.:rockon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Adone said:
Are you aware that France will play against Italy, not Portugal?
Ya, but I was drunk.
 

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I told you all! :D
 
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