"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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1+1=2 Theory

InsidiousNstinct

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Talking to a girl is as simple as 1+1=2 I'm just now starting to realize that. With so many of these techniques and suduction manuals it gets complicated. It adds "variables" to the equations.

What's the equations? Dating

You learn so many different things from different people and different sources ( don't get me wrong the djbible is cool) and once you learn these things you try to mentally rehearse everything before approaching.

It turns into "does she likes me, or did she show me this sign, or this sign and what does all that mean?" And before long it all turns into.....

A+B/C =3X+7-2

A=3 (A certain interest a girl showed)
B=15 (You say something that goes against every law in the djbible)
C= (A certain amount of eye contact)

Then you try to figure out after all that if you still have a chance. (You try to solve the above example)

Instead wouldn't it be easier to solve 1+1=2?

Hello + Number = date (two people)

I know, I know, I'm the next Einsten but please, hold your applause.

Yes, you sir with your hand raised.

"What if the girl says no? Then your going to look/feel like a fool. Just like someone who wouldn't know the answer to 1+1.

You have a point sir but in (higher) math there's always variables so just stick a different variable or "one" into the equation and work it out that way. In other words say hello to yep you guessed it another girl :eek:


I needed this....and I think probably some others on here probably did to.


Tootles....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BLINDING FLASH of the OBVIOUS!!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

But ye, I like it nice and simple and you put it in a nice way. COngrats
 

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1+1=windows dude
 

InsidiousNstinct

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1+1=windows dude
Haha, I guess your meaning as in "washing windows" im terrible with slang. I thought that was "wax on wax off" :p
 
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