“To Catch a Sloot” The POF Edition: Now why don’t you have a seat over there..

[HumbleNinja]

Felt like breaking balls on POF tonight and thought up a great mindfvck message.

Send the below message to POF sloots. Watch how quickly they look at your profile and most can't restrain themselves from replying to you curious thinking they got “caught” by some dude they’re either seeing or datings “friend”. LMAO. GREAT POF slore mindfvck.

Simply spam chicks the below line:

Wait a minute I knew you looked familiar….Someone just got BUSTED....Does he know you have a POF profile? For shame..I'll keep it a secret...maybe..

 

[Odisseo]

Hahahahha

 

[YoungSir4sho]

Good one.. What do you say back when they respond that I dont Know them etc..

 

[GS750]

Very clever Ninja

 

[HumbleNinja]

Good one.. What do you say back when they respond that I dont Know them etc..

I don't say sh1t. I just keep them going for a bit as it makes me: LOL

A few times I've said: "A few of us are on to you. Word of mouth is a real b1tch. Good luck..."

LMAO I wouldn't be surprised if some of them are wondering who it is, how many people they really know know, or if I may've started some real life BS for them! lol.

I almost never let on. I go back and forth like three messages and leave them hanging..Some will STILL write! I just delete the message or block them. LMFAO.

 

[Solomon]

Ninja you should post some screen shots of replies

It be funny to see how they respond

 

[adam225]

I've just been banned from POF again.... it only took 10 minutes this time though....

 

[HumbleNinja]

I've just been banned from POF again.... it only took 10 minutes this time though....

If you use the same pictures and or profile as your last one that was banned I think the system picks it up and deletes you. Not sure though.

 

[HumbleNinja]

You can modify the original message to just say:

"Uh oh...SOMEONE is BUSTED....I promise to keep things a secret...Maybe..."

(It works as they can't restrain themselves. Usually you'll get replies of: Whaaaat??? or Excuse me? or even simply ?)

If they reply with What? or Excuse me? I reply:

"You're BUSTED for checking out my profile! What did you THINK I was referring to? I promise I won't tell the lames on this site! ;P lol How's POF going for you so far? (your real name)"

*If they just reply to the original intro message with a: ?

I reply with a:

They'll still reply. Then just tell them:

"You're BUSTED for checking out my profile! What did you THINK I was referring to? I promise I won't tell the lames on this site! ;P lol How's POF going for you so far? (your real name)"

Once they reply to that just tell them for a final reply in which they either leave their number or you delete them:

"I'm not on the site much as I've been busy with the holidays and was just checking in. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. =)

It should be four back and forths tops. Get them off the site ASAP and on the phone/text. Set up a meet after BSIng a bit on the phone/text.

Keep doing that process and ONLY collect four numbers a week so you don't burn out the copy and paste and you don't get too many numbers that you either never call or they fall off. Small batches of numbers each week.

 

[adam225]

If you use the same pictures and or profile as your last one that was banned I think the system picks it up and deletes you. Not sure though.

That must be it. It seems as though they've completely deleted me as they have no trace of email address... I'll just have to get another email address to go off....

 

[HumbleNinja]

That must be it. It seems as though they've completely deleted me as they have no trace of email address... I'll just have to get another email address to go off....

Unplug your router for a few hours. Then plug it back in.

Make sure you use different pictures of you and a whole new username and profile. It may also pick up from use pictures, profile text, username similar, as well as email address (obviously).

Just make up a new profile on an email to copy and paste, have four new pics and a whole different username...AFTER you unplugged your router and signed up with a new email addy.



Just thought up something I'm going to send as well and see replies I get:

"Just thought I'd send you a holiday POF/ (OkCupid) E-greeting and check in on you since you're single for Christmas... =( Hope you find someone soon...#foreveralone....."

 

[adam225]

Will do, thanks..

 

[user name]

how old are you OP?

 

[HumbleNinja]

how old are you OP?

44. Can I live too? Let me live. Thanks. Good day.

 

[sylvester the cat]

responses I've got so far:

Hb1: Uh oh!! It must be you:-0 I'm not sure I can keep it a secret lol depends....
Hb2: Huh?
Hb3: Oi! So what you saying then?

 

[HumbleNinja]

responses I've got so far:

Hb1: Uh oh!! It must be you:-0 I'm not sure I can keep it a secret lol depends....
Hb2: Huh?
Hb3: Oi! So what you saying then?

Then copy and paste reply without quotes to whatever they respond first..


"You're BUSTED for checking out my profile! What did you THINK I was referring to? I promise I won't tell the lames on this site! ;P lol How's POF going for you so far? (your real name)"

After that respond to whatever they say along with:

I'm not on here much these days due to the holidays and work. give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. (your real name) =)


They either give their number in the last message or they don't and get deleted. Easy.


Or start off with this one:

Just thought I'd send you a holiday POF E-greeting card and check in on you since you're single for Christmas... =( Hope you find someone soon...#foreveralone.....

And change Christmas to New Years right after X-Mas.

Getting replies off it already (it puts anxiety in their heads yet doesn't come off as "mean".) Just go for numbers within the fourth and final exchange.

 

[sylvester the cat]

Then copy and paste reply without quotes to whatever they respond first..


"You're BUSTED for checking out my profile! What did you THINK I was referring to? I promise I won't tell the lames on this site! ;P lol How's POF going for you so far? (your real name)"

After that respond to whatever they say along with:

I'm not on here much these days due to the holidays and work. give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. (your real name) =)


They either give their number in the last message or they don't and get deleted. Easy.


Or start off with this one:

Just thought I'd send you a holiday POF E-greeting card and check in on you since you're single for Christmas... =( Hope you find someone soon...#foreveralone.....

And change Christmas to New Years right after X-Mas.

Getting replies off it already (it puts anxiety in their heads yet doesn't come off as "mean".) Just go for numbers within the fourth and final exchange.

Dunno. as this is just a laugh Felt above was a bit too pedestrian so I kept up with the creeper angle:

her:Oi! So what you saying then?
me: Just so you know. I didn't say a word. I must have left my laptop on when I went to the bathroom...
her: Go on.........
me: Thing is, he's in a bit of a predicament because he's been seeing my sister...
her: Right. so who is he and who is your sister? haha
me: I can't talk here. They're watching.
Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. I'll tell you everything...
her: tell me everything.. NOW.. then Ill give you my number
me: It doesn't work like that. They're getting suspicious. I must sign off.
Let me know when you change your mind.

or

her: Uh oh!! It must be you:-0 I'm not sure I can keep it a secret lol depends....
me: depends on what?
her: On many things.. Any suggestions?
me: I suggest you give me your number if you want me to keep this between you and me..
her: Lol maybe one day xx
me: Ok. Suit yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you...
her: Eh? Lol
me: Your number Kitteh Kat or I spill the beans about what you've been up to...Or have you forgotten Hampstead Heath???? (based on a photo of her in what I recognised as Hampstead Heath)
her: Haha yeah right!!

or

her: Hey ! What do u want to keep in secret ?? By the way where are u from ?
me: That you looked at my profile. I don't really come here much what with the holidays and work etc. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few.
her: Lets chat here a bit first , I don't give my number out that quickly ... Need to know a bit about each other
me: Uh-uh. That's what the dates are for. Getting to know one another. This part is just to set up the date. Let me know when you change your mind.

 

[HumbleNinja]

These are good.

The:

Just thought I'd send you a friendly holiday POF E-greeting card to check in on you since you're single for this soon to be Christmas... Hope you find someone soon...#Foreveralone.....

Puts a bit of "anxiety" in their minds in a "nice" way as you have to be careful what you send these chicks. They have extremely fragile egos even though they all "love sarcasm". (As in: The better you look to them in your pictures the "funnier" you are and type of "sarcasm" they "like".)

Then go right into asking them how the site is treating them. After they respond. Then respond to what they say along with: I'm not on here much. Been pretty busy with the upcoming holidays and work. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. (your real first name) =)

Four messages back and forth. If no number. Delete chick and spam whole process to the next chick(s). No time to waste with online BS to drag out the digits with a flake or even possible fake profile.