"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    Going completely blank after approaching at clubs

    I will usually open with something pretty standard like: "Hey how's it going? I just wanted to meet you real quick." After the opener, I will introduce myself and ask how they know each other but it rarely gets more than a few words out of them. I then proceed to go into interview mode...
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    Showing premise

    Or as Todd V says, to let the girl know I have a penis. I'm failing at doing this quite a lot. I've nailed the social part, after being severly introverted all my life, I can now talk to anyone. But now I'm trying to up my game. I can kino escalate well if things are going well verbally, but...
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