"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    Anyone here read The Natural?

    Seems like an interesting read, and since I just finished The Rational Male I thought it might be interesting. I’m either gonna get that or New Game Plus by Dr. Nerdlove. Any thoughts on the book? Also they say they don’t ship to PO Boxes. Can I get that shipped to my school box at university?
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