"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. Maximus Rex

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    Y'all already know how dear ole Rex feels about texting, and "good text game," exists in the same realm as unicorns, Zeus, leprechauns, and females that respond positively to unwarranted acts of chivalry. However, on occasion see a post from somebody saying that they have "good text game."...
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