"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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    Western society driving men to male equivalent of menopause

    It appears Western society is driving men into a male equivalent of age-induced infertility. Women these days are clamoring for "equality" in most matters, and one such example is selecting a mate that is not significantly older than them. I feel this will, over time, wipe out the need for men...
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