"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Taking it Slow - What it really means and how it's a Threat to Your Survival
There's nothing in the world that turns me off faster than when someone says they want to "take it slow" It's nothing but a self-centered, selfish power grab. To put it bluntly, it means your life is completely worthless to them. If you get injured in any sort of way, they wouldn't put any...- Tilex
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