Alright, so it's almost the warm seasons and most likely you are going to show some more skin. And in some circumstances may show everything. I was wondering if, hypotheticaly, of course if I had a hairy ass and am embarrased about this and don't want anyone to see it what should I do. I know for a fact that I will be naked at sometime in this Summer that's just how my group of friends works. Should I shave my ass and if I do what should I do to prevent itching. Also I dont want stubble on my ass so it looks like I shave it. Of course this is all hypothetical. haha. But how would I go about dealing with this problem.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
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goldbond powder, the rub on stuff is nasty
goldbond powder, the rub on stuff is nasty
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Well when I said friends that did include girls also not just guys. And taking the metrosexual attitude is only bad when you start doing stuff that's just dumb and not really worth it. My sister always makes fun of this guy she is friends with because he has a hairy ass. Now that's proof that girls think a hairy ass is unattractive. So anyone got some ideas on what to do.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
im a half jew, hairy ass here.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
shydude
Master Don Juan
I think leave it be unless u r gonna shave ur front too..
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
well shave is a bad word for it...'clip' is better
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Hey what can I say I guess we are just a bunch of hippies so we are comfortable with that stuff. haha. But if the girls see a hairy ass I don't wanna be known as the guy with a hairy ass. haha. So by clip to you mean just cut the hair shorter?applaya said:hahahaha. with your group of friends? lol that's too funny.
hardrockfan
Don Juan
Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
yeah tellin a guy to shave his ass is constructive.hardrockfan said:Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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I have a hairy ass and am very proud of it. It looks like animal fir. Just joking.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Oh but of course...:moon:danro said:hypotheticaly, of course