"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Help these people!!

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I was looking for something online and i stumbled on this place for poor soles.

just look at the advice they are getting and TAKING!!!!

look at the questions these guys are asking!

I felt so bad I signed up to try to answer some of the questions but it's like trying to put a fire out with a water bottle
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I am a 38 year old virgin is this really bad should i feel embarrassed?"

"if this is true i admire you. there is nothing embarrassing about respecting your body and wanting to give it someone special on your wedding night and that person only."

"dont feel rushed.. everyone does it at their own pace. dont just do it because you thik you should. do it when you feel youre ready"
DON'T FEEL RUSHED!?!?:eek:

"No, you really shouldn't. I'm a 42 year young virgin."
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Awesome lol.

"I accidently urinated all over my girlfriend last night whilst we were doing it?"
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This must be a wind up.
 
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I honestly don't know how many people she's slept with, but I've caught her with four so far. She's been with my best friend, my brother, and my ex-roomate. The most recent case was about a week ago. I had to work overtime and told her I'd be home around 8 or 9. I worked hard and finished early to get home to her and I was stunned to find her balls deep with the UPS guy. I threw him out of my house and I told her she could go get cleaned up before we talked. She begged me for forgiveness and promised to never do it again for the fourth time. As I was considering this, she seduced me into sleeping with her and told me that nobody pleases her like I do. She's been so sweet to me lately and cooking me dinner each night, but I still don't know whether I need to get out of this relationship or not. Any advice or ideas?
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she slipped up and I found out she has been talking to another guy on msn for some time now!!!!!!!!!! what do i do?? do I forgive her?? she told me we would get married once we both turn 18 and live happily ever after!!
please someone whos gone thru this help me out
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Uh huh..
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Y'know, I see some similarity between helping guys like this and what we are trying to do in Iraq. Yes it's a noble undertaking but who are we to say that it's what's best for them? They have a different perspective of life and who are we to say that our way is best just because it works for our lifestyle? Underneath it all I think that it's more about self gratification rather than helping the other guy out of the kindness of our hearts.

And I agree with Mctwist4, we do have enough as it is. Besides, if those guys are really serious about getting help, they'll be able to find their way here or to some similar site.
 
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