"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do I have an STD?

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I know, I should get tested and am going to get tested. Ive avoided it out of fear. Happened about 6 months ago, and Ive pretty much been depressed and totally avoiding meeting girls since then.

So I made a mistake, obviously. My first love came back in my life. We had sex, oral, everything. Her pvssy was stank. It wasnt like that for the 3 years we went out. Girl was fishy. Like she had just come in from jogging. About a week later I got a sore on my penis. 1 single sore about the size of a dime, painless. Lasted about a week and went away. The only other symptom Ive had since then is that my crotch smells like her fish ALWAYS.

I flat out asked her if she had a STD and if she had been tested and she said NO and that she was tested weeks earlier when she thought she was pregnant. She couldve been lieing, probably was. Sounds like syphillis from the research Ive done. Can anyone tell me for sure? Its embarssing even to say on here, so Thanks
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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EIther you have an infection from friction and scratching or you could have ghonnorea. Get to doctor because its treatable. Next time use a condom.
 
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Ive looked up STD symptoms and none of them say anything about smell. Is smell a symptom of all of them?

Are they curable so that I have the ability to have unprotected sex again? Sorry these questions may seem stupid but I know very little.
 
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I dont even think you are serious. You cant possibly be this stupid, can you? Im done witht his thread. If you are serious go to hospital emergency room and get it taken care of.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Im serious dude. I really dont know much about STDs. I realized I might get humiliated on here, but ahh well
 
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incognito42 said:
Im serious dude. I really dont know much about STDs. I realized I might get humiliated on here, but ahh well
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Dude, see a doctor. They're not going to humiliate their patients. Sores on Captain Winky is not a good thing.
 
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I know, the real reason I havent yet is fear of finding out for sure I do have an STD. Not afraid of the doctor, afraid of their answers. Just brought it up here to see if I can get any help until I get over my fear of going to the doctor. Im going to go tomorrow though if I have the money
 
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incognito42 said:
I know, the real reason I havent yet is fear of finding out for sure I do have an STD. Not afraid of the doctor, afraid of their answers. Just brought it up here to see if I can get any help until I get over my fear of going to the doctor. Im going to go tomorrow though if I have the money
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Are you retarded? Seriously? I'm dead fvcking serious in asking that question.

GO SEE A DOCTOR!

Borrow money from your parents or friends if you need to. We are not doctors! Chances are the most education any of us have here on this topic is from the university of google.
 
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Anybody who doesn't know some basics about STD's and protection has no business having sex. PERIOD.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Thanks for the advice, you have been very helpful GOL.

I know what comdoms are. Do you always use them? I know STDs are what they say they are, DISEASES. I dont know if they are curable. I dont know which ones have which symptoms accept for a couple. I'm going to the doctor, just thought i might get some friendly advice. I figured Id draw some d@uche b@gs to this conversation, so Im not surprised
 
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wow bro, you IQ must be less then a box of hair.


GO SEE YOUR DOC.


wow, and if your wii wii becomes disabled i bet your gonna be blaming the kids on this site for "not giving you advice" :rolleyes:
 
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Relax. I myself have had a few scares before that turned out to be a skin rash passed from skin to skin contact. Goto your doctor, ask him what you should do. They deal with this stuff everyday it's nothing new to them. As for the smell, it's probably all in your mind.
 
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