With the popularity of snakes on a plane and the recent outburts of trolls on this forum, i think it would be cool to have a moderator named Samuel L. Jackson or Nelville Flynn, and whenever he would ban a troll, he would end the troll thread with the messege 'GET THESE MOTHAFVCKING TROLLS OFF THIS MOTHAFVCKING FORUM'.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
get these motha fvcking trolls of this motha fvcking forum!!!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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So you want to turn a great quote from a great movie into a crappy gimmick for a messed-up board? The trolls don't deserve something like that. It would only give them more attention.
Bad idea.
Bad idea.
The Juan and only
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no no, we've got to put a barrier between us, and the trolls!
a barrier of silence.
a barrier of silence.
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Haha, funny! I wanna see that movie when it comes out! I've heard so many good reviews about it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shiftkey
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It came out a week agoNeonBase said:
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