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Maricón means Faggot, tiburon your translation was not accurate.

They are all the same, Walgreens brand is the same stuff, 40% cheaper.

"Because you know if a guy is nervous around you the best thing to do is crush his tiny level of self esteem, girls..." This is why women get raped?

Kegels (the PC muscle exercise) will not stop erections though, they will only cause you to get MORE erections, that will last for a longer time. If the guy starts doing Kegels when he's dancing it will only make his pants shoot out more. Not even porn stars can keep their penises from...

C-walk, hahahaha! Oh, sorry. I was just thinking of the whie NBA player that started doing that after he hit 6 threes in a row. It just doesn't look right when it's not done to music. Or even worse, when it's done to the wrong music. Or if it's a 7 foot tall white guy doing it, dressed in...

A year.

That sounds good, except, weed is an expensive ass date man. And from my experience weed is bad for sex. You might think sex while high would be better, because most things are better while high, but sex just isn't. Then again I get cotton mouth like crazy so....maybe the girls get dry...

Women look at you and say, damn I'd have to cook alot of food to feed him, which means less for my children. I will go find a guy who is more economical and better suited for real life. They think this subconsciously. But your in the US, so I would figure you should be getting women...

What do you have to worry about your in Uruguay? Uruguayos are not meant to be towering giants, if your not 12 there is nothing you can do, your plates are fused. If you are twelve start doing physical activity and eating red-meat. Not red-meat from Argentina (though it tastes better)...

In response to your first point: Yes you do, the meat in the freezer is rotten and/or not as choice as the meat in the store. When in doubt always meet new people. In response to your second point: No, I am using my resources to the maximum, a girl can be a mouthpiece/social proof for...

LOL, I tried it on your sister too!

5' 9" Too short for her at only 5' 5", I smell BS, 5-8 is average height, I think she just made that up.

Your not really even talking about female friends your talking about a F U C K B U D D Y. I agree blindly nexting a girl with a great personality and burning a valueable bridge is stupid... BUT what you forget is maintaining female friends takes alot of effort. You just can't ask...

A pity why? Just because he's stronger than any Navy Seal and was half the bullet target? Big muscular men who eat everything in sight arn't the future, when a women, especially thos eoutside the US sees someone who looks like Mr. Olympia, they don't think "greek god", but instead they...

Even if I'm ugly as a dog, I still have the balls to walk up to supermodels with PhD's. Even if I have three testicles and a chode I still am the sexiest guy in the world. Sit down and watch be bang your sister. I am the man you fool, if a women turns me down for sex, there are 3.2 billion...

Do you take hot or cold showers?

Actually, the more your out in the sun the older you will look. You skin doesn't replenish itself 100% after sun exposure. Have you ever seen a 30 year old native american? They look like a 80 year old causcasian as far as wrinkles go, because the sun damages your skin. All those hotties tanning...

Well, there must be a very real reason why your friends seem to abandon you, and then turn against you. You must have some personality trait that repels male friends. I can't guess what it is, but you probably know. The best anti-insult is social proof, get some.

The girl is using her mom as a excuse. She is bored with you. If she wasn't she would be on her knees begging her mom and crying and crap. She would be calling you behind her moms back without prodding from you. Sorry man, move on, there are 3.2 billion other females in the world, take...

Say goodbye to your rep, your a sophomore and she is in 7th grade. I hope you like the grade school girls because after yu date her that's all you'll get. But if no one finds out...